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Postby Duggeh on Mon Jan 16, 2006 2:23 am

A new month, a new release:

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The_Duggler is still single, and is attempting to modify the situation with the release of Duggeh 95.


Duggeh 95 is tailored to suit the individual needs of any interested female user, as time progresses, Duggeh 95 will learn the users mannerisms and moods and adapt its responses to best suit any current event. Duggeh 95 is will equipped in multiple styles and techniques for entertainment, relaxation and pleasure. Truly, no lady’s life is complete without the addition of a Duggeh 95 compatible male. Order today, and receive a free back rub and cocktail upon delivery. Or cup of coffee and multi-pack of witty anecdotes. Supplies are very limited, so hurry now for the opportunity of a lifetime.

Duggeh 95: The product with the catchy slogan.


Dugglercorp is in no way responsible for any cravings for or addiction to: pleasure, contentment, bliss, fine company, wit, instrumental music, good food, massage, flirtation and banter or alcoholic beverages that may result from prolonged exposure to their products. Your statutory rights are not affected.


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Postby Fozzy Bear on Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:32 pm

with each month he's getting closer and closer release of Duggeh ME we've all been dreading.

get him now before he becomes useless pointless and generally a pile of crap.

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Postby munchingfoo on Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:54 pm

Unless you want to wait till he becomes Vista.

That will take a long time though and there will be multiple production delays. What you can expect though is the most attractive Human Interface since Dick Van Dyke.

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:03 pm

How witty are these witty anecdotes, Duggeh?

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Postby avo on Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:37 pm

When you say "witty anecdotes"...how witty are we talking!?
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Postby Duggeh on Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:40 pm

As witty as the genetically enhanced offspring of Paul Merton and Stephen Fry.

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:10 pm

Sounds good to me....very good ;)

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Postby munchingfoo on Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:06 pm

Best arrange a good price their douglas :P

Of course, if anyone would like Douglas 95 for free I have a very well seeded torrent for it.

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Postby DrAlex on Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:12 pm

I'll also be selling some pirate copies on eBay.

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Postby novium on Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:21 pm

what about licensing issues?

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Postby munchingfoo on Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:33 pm

Each official duggeh comes with a real life human replica, the pirated copies do not.

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Postby Duggeh on Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:37 pm

Dugglercorp will be holding a Duggeh 95 demonstation this friday at the union, utilising the limited edition hat wearing version. Ladies are encouraged to sample the product.

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Tue Jan 17, 2006 2:41 pm

and what about us unlucky ladies who might not be able to be at the Union this Friday!?

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Postby Duggeh on Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:04 pm

I could perhaps arrange a home demo...

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Tue Jan 17, 2006 4:33 pm

ooooh, how accomodating...;)

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Postby Duggeh on Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:40 pm

I think that I've worked out who you are.

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Tue Jan 17, 2006 6:46 pm

Really? Am intrigued...do tell me who I am please :P

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Postby Duggeh on Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:06 pm

New Hall, initials JS?

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Postby amore vincit omnia on Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:11 pm

Oh my days...Professional stalker!?

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Postby flarewearer on Tue Jan 17, 2006 7:29 pm

If my facebook skills are anything like as sharp as yours Douglas, it says there she doesn't like Top Gear : steer clear, she's obviously up to no good and some sort of dangerous eco-feminist

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