Yes, I agree. We all know I am an ugly bastard but I usually don't have any bother regarding women. Its because I can talk for Britain and I make people laugh. (yeah - you'd never guess by the crap I write here. I guess my humour has to be heard face to face

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So, in additition to humour you need some conversational skills and heaps of eye contact, particularly whilst they are laughing at your comical genius. (but don't stare at them of course, thats just fucking creepy)
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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve