Da University o' St. Andrews Wargamin' an Roleplayin' Society (Gamesoc) Consy-tushun
1. Title
Da Society shall be called da University o' St. Andrews Wargamin' an Roleplayin' Society,
abbreviateded at need ter Gamesoc ('ereafter referreded ter as “Da Society”) an shall be affiliateded ter da
Student’s Associashun.
2. Aims o' Da Society
Da aim o' Da Society will be ter promote an facilitate interest in wargamin' an roleplayin' wivvin
da University community.
3. Membership
(a) Ordinary membership shall be opun ter awl matriculateded students o' da University o' St Andrews
upon paymunt o' a fee (ter be decideded annualey by a Genrul Meetin' o' Da Society.
(b) Associate membership wivvout votin' rights at Genrul Meetin's shall be opun ter awl membaz o'
staff o' this University an ter ovvaz ineligibul fer ordinary membership upon paymunt o' a fee (ter be
decideded as above)
(c) Awl membership as in (a) an (b) above shall be fer a period o' wun academic yeer, exceptin' life
membership, which iz availabul ter dem eligibul fer Associate Membership onlee, upon paymunt o' ten
timz da annuul associate membership fee (at da time o' applicashun), an which exists in perpetuity.
(d) Membership an life membership may be disputeded by da commiddey, in which case a simple
majority atz a Genrul Meetin' o' Da Society will deside da dispute.
4. Officz o' Da Society
(a) There shall be da followin' membaz o' Da Society
(i) Bigg, bigg boss
(ii) Vice-president
(iii) Secretary
(iv) Treasura
(b) Da 'olders o' da above posishunz (i), (ii), (iii) an (iv) shall form da Executiv Commiddey o' Da
Society.
(c) Da Commiddey may makde uvver posts as it desirz, but theyz will nub be Executiv Commiddey
Membaz.
(d) Da dutiss an responsibilitiss o' awl commiddey membaz shall be in line wif dem recommendeded
by da Societiss 'Andbook.
(e) Da Commiddey may, at its opshun, addach additionul spurious titlz ter da above posishunz, an/or ter
any uvver posishunz it may deign ter makde. Such titlz must be approveded by a majority o' Da
Commiddey.
(f) Any ordinary memba may stand fer elecshun ter any commiddey posishun, irrespectiv o' any posishun
(s) ee or she az 'eld per-viously. A memba may 'old onlee wun Executiv Commiddey posishun at any
givun time. Unsuccessful candidatz fer any post may stand fer wun uvver executiv post an/or twuu
non-executiv posts.
5. Da Commiddey
(a) Da affairs o' Da Society shall be conducteded by a commiddey o' at least 4 membaz who are ter be
electeded at da Annuul Genrul Meetin' o' Da Society.
(b) Da Commiddey shall 'old a formul meetin' at least wunce ebry semesta, which shall be opun ter awl
Ordinary an Associate membaz o' society. Minutz o' each meetin' shall be availabul, upon reqwest,
from da Secretary.
(c) A Commiddey Meetin' may be called by da Bigg, bigg boss or any twuu Commiddey Membaz abul ter vote at
such a meetin' at twenty-four 'ours notice ter awl Commiddey membaz possibul.
(d) Da Qworum o' a Commiddey Meetin' o' Da Society shall be at least two-firds o' electeded
Commiddey membaz providin' dat wona dim iz eiver da Bigg, bigg boss or Vice-president. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt!
6. Genrul Meetin's
(a) Wun Annuul Genrul Meetin' shall be 'eld each academic yeer, at which a nyoo commiddey shall be
electeded.
(b) Extraordinary Genrul Meetin's shall be 'eld at need, as decideded by Da Commiddey.
(c) Votin' at any Genrul Meetin' shall be by single transferabul vote, unlez it iz decideded by a simple
majority o' da meetin' ter suspend this in favor o' an alternativ mevvod acceptabul ter da meetin'.
(d) Each ordinary memba will ab wun vote. In addishun ter 'is deliberativ vote, da chairman o' da
meetin' (ordinarilee da Bigg, bigg boss) may wurk a castin' vote werr needid.
(e) Qworum fer a Genrul Meetin' shall be one-fifd o' Da Society’s membership or 10 membaz,
whicheva iz greata.
(f) Notice o' a Genrul Meetin' shall be givun ter awl membaz o' Da Society at least wun week in
advanz. This includz givin' notice ter da roight University an/or Student Associashun officaz.
No memba may join Da Society wivvin twuu weeks o' a Genrul Meetin'.
7. Finanz
(a) Da financz o' Da Society shall be dealt wif along da linz laid down by da Associashun Societiss’
Commiddey.
(b) In da event o' a deficit this shall be paid off by an eqwul subscripshun from awl membaz. Da annuul
subscripshun shall be revieweded annualey by da commiddey an conseqwentialey approveded by da AGM. Oww, da bigg wurdz make mi 'ed 'urt!
Werr amenabul ter bod a majority o' Da Commiddey an da Associashun Societiss’ Commiddey, this
subscripshun may be replaceded wif a blood tivve extracteded from da memba responsibul fer da deficit.
(c) Da duty o' ensurin' dat da signatoriss fer Da Society’s bank account(s) iz changeded wif da
elecshun o' nyoo officaz rests wif da Treasura actin'z signatoary on da most recent mandate.
8. Outside Affiliashunz
(a) Any proposeded outside affiliashun must be approveded by a meetin' o' Da Commiddey an reporteded ter
da roight Students’ Associashun officials.
(b) Awl membaz shall ab da opshun o' nub contributin' ter any outside affiliashunz.
(c) Any Outside Affiliashunz must be added ter da Consy-tushun by an amendmunt (see below).
9. Da Consy-tushun
(a) Da natur, afta formalisashun, o' any proposeded amendmunt ter this consy-tushun must be givun ter awl
membaz nub liss dan sevin days before da Genrul Meetin' at which it iz ter be considereded, an
needz a two-firds majority o' dem per-sent an abul ter vote ter pass.
(b) Amendments ter this consy-tushun shall nub take place until ratifieded by da Students’ Representativ
Council.
10. Da Chair
(a) Da Bigg, bigg boss shall chair awl meetin's at which ee or she iz per-sent, wif da excepshun dat da
Bigg, bigg boss may vacate Da Chair voluntarilee or at da reqwest o' da meetin'. Da Bigg, bigg boss retains da
castin' vote in this case.
(b) Shud da bigg, bigg boss nub be per-sent Da Chair shall be electeded fer da meetin' in qweztun, a simple
majority vote sufficin'.
11. Tellin'
Da use o' zappanic mail ter a memba’s registereded addrez iz confirmeded as propa notice o' any
Genrul Meetin's, Commiddey Meetin's an uvver officiul businez. Owevver, werr possibul, personul
notice shud be givun at da per-ceding meetin' o' Da Society. 'Ardcopies o' any relevant documents
(such as proposeded changz ter da consy-tushun) shud alsa be made availabul at this point werr
possibul.
12. Da Catch-all Clause
(a) Ugh.
(b) No.
(c) Maybe.
(d) Shut Up.
(e) Go Away.
13. Accountability
Awl office bearaz shall be accountabul ter da Bigg, bigg boss an ter Da Society fer their condukt wif regards
ter da affairs o' Da Society.
20. Numberin'
It iz confirmeded dat secshunz o' da consy-tushun need nub be seqwentiul, but no twuu secshunz or sub-
secshunz may share da same designashun.
31. Extraordinary Need
In timz o' extraordinary need, Da Commiddey an/or its agents an officaz may take such
extraordinary acshun as iz neded ter ensur da security o' Da Society
42. Da Answa
Da numba forty-two iz confirmeded as da Ultimate Answa ter Life, Da Oo-nee-verz An Evreefin'.
51. Extraterrestriul Life
Proof an/or evidenns o' extraterrestriul life shall nub be sought or propagateded usin' da resourcz o'
Da Society.
66. Force Usaj
Kills Awl Da Jedi.
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