Never ending story

[JM]

a great big piss up using the deposits nicked from helpless students.

but then, out of the mist appeared a ghost, it was the ghost of.....

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[Smith]

Wolverine, and his ghostly adamntium claws slid out from between his knuckles.

Nobody knew what he was going to do, but suddenly...

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

The narrator achieved coitus. And everyone was really disappointed.

[Bizarre Atheist]

Because the narrator was a large group of internet-addicted students who are an unlikely group to spontaneously and unanimously achieve coitus.

The protagonist took a lemon out of her pocket, and mused...

[hr]

http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[amore vincit omnia]

...that it was a terrible metaphor for life, and that she wanted her money back.

Throwing it into the nearest black hole, she raced towards the Castle...

[hr]

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. - Aristotle

[flarewearer]

...of Robfowb, where she knew that she's surely find a good lay. unfortunately, what she found was the festering...

[hr]

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[novium]

corpse of robfowb, who was a zombie. He became a zombie one unfortunate night when he ventured unprepared into

[hr]

"those who wish to be feared must inevitably be afraid of those whom they intimidate"
"In anger nothing right or judicious can be done."

[Nymphomanic]

the byre theatre, where he met a girl who rejected him as he didn't drink or smoke,

[hr]

I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[flarewearer]

so he murdered her good and proper, like they did in the good old days

[hr]

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[Gubbins]

with a pointed teaspoon and a kettle containing some boiled fish.

However, through a very loose interpretation of the laws of physics, she became a zombie too and they set about making lots of zombie children with which they could take over the world.

[hr]

...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[Bizarre Atheist]

Unfortunately no-one has ever taken over the world and the zombie clan, like so many utopian revolutionary groups, descended into chaos and anarchy owing to a dispute over a small pile of citrus fruit.

AND THEN A MONKEY CAME FROM NOWHERE

[hr]

http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[orudge]

and decided to order a nice steak, medium-rare, with chips, from the local steakhouse. As he sat down to consume his steak...

[hr]

http://www.owenrudge.net/
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37103734

[Malcolm]

There was a knock on the door. Somebody shouted "Housekeeping!" from the other side, but he then decided to...

[hr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

[Duggeh]

*caps lock*

THROW A MASSIVE PARETY, IN DEFIANCE OF THE AUTHORITIES HE SAW AS OPPRESIVE, THERE THEN FOLLOWED AN UNMENTIONABLE AND EXPLICIT AND EXTREMELY PERVERSE ORGY SCENE, TO WHICH I SHALL MAKE NO FURTHER MENTION EXCEPT TO SAY THAT THERE WERE MANY SCARRED THAT NIGHT BY WILL WATSONS WHIP AND BY DREW THOMSONS MASSIVE WILLY.
aFTERWHICH THEY SET OFF ON A MASSIVE ADVENTURE, WHERE THEY EXPECTED FAME AND FORTUNE AND A FISTFULL OF GOLD, OR AT LEAST DOLLORS, HOWEVER WHEN THEY, ON THEIR EPIC JOURNEY CAME TO THE MINES OF MORIA, THEY DISCOVERED TO THEIR DISMAY........

[hr]

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[Amorphous]

...that the Caps Lock button failed, and so the rest of the story had to continue in a slightly more calm manner.

[JM]

heartbroken and in despair at the keyboard failure, they fled to the pier. finding a leaky boat and continuing their search for fame and fortunes, they rowed off to....

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[Gubbins]

...Bolivia. Sadly, they found it land-locked and decided to plump for Tahiti instead.

[hr]

...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[Ragamuffin_artist]

as the leaky boat continued to leak

[Lyra]

But they found themselves on the West Sands, due to the magic spell placed on St Andrews which means that no one can ever really leave ...

[hr]

The Man With No Name - Danger fits him like a tight black glove

[JM]

and after another attempt to leave the 3 streets of st a's was thwarted, they walked back along the beach, depressed as hell.

suddenly, she tripped over and smashed her face, how tragic. but seeing a corner of a chest protruding from the sand. opening it, she found great treasure...

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"