Never ending story

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

The ancient remains of Conan the Barbarian, who had died after he contracted syphillis on a particularly unpleasant voyage to Greenland with his merry men, whom he had stolen from Robin of Loxley, a man with a most interestingly shaped phallus.

Being a crude unbeliever, she did undress.

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to reveal

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[Duggeh]

something which was rather similar to, but not entirely not unlike...

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

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Douglas's barbecue spam creations, world renowned throughout the east neuk of fife, especially when served up with a steaming hot bowl of...

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[novium]

beer soup, but then the dog got in and

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"those who wish to be feared must inevitably be afraid of those whom they intimidate"
"In anger nothing right or judicious can be done."

[Nymphomanic]

all the children said - wow theres a dog in the classroom:

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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[ribs]

and the dog did sigh at their innocence, and, upon standing before them did reveal his...

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Riddick: Remember that favorite game of yours?
Kyra: "Who's the Better Killer?"
Riddick: Let's play.

[ARTooD2]

canine attributes...

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Facebook...ruining peoples lives since 2004...

[Lyra]

... and there was much rejoicing

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The Man With No Name - Danger fits him like a tight black glove

[Manic23]

At this dogs wrinkled bawsac.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

"Ah shoorly do lurve yew" Screamed Darleen at the four-legged exhibitionist, just as the alien mothership drew to a stop over their heads and it began to rain.
The dog, nonplussed at this ejaculation, drew itself up to its full height, and said...

[ARTooD2]

bugger..

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Facebook...ruining peoples lives since 2004...

[sweet]

... me. The children said "Bloody hell, a talking dog!" The aliens, who had just transported down, looked JUST LIKE....

[Gubbins]

...Freddy Mercury, but with bigger moustaches. In perfect four-part harmony, they sang "Take me to your Leader" in G minor. The class pointed at the teacher, at which point the aliens burst out into...

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...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Brian Lang

[JM]

complete with weird socks and all. then, running off down the beach, determined to carry out their master plan...

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"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

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to bleed the students of St Andrews dry into a giant slush fund to pay for the construction of an enormous...

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[The Yettoner]

bronze statue of the univesity's beloved principal, which would be situated...

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"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

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upon the hill above town, looking down from upon high with a smug grin and holding a gigantic mooching sack, so large infact that into it one could fit a...

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[Telinar]

sovereign class starship into it. And lo, the trekkies did rejoice for they nicked said starship and transported our heroine aboard it where she...

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