Never ending story

[Malcolm]

... got Leonard Nimoy's autograph, and a free lunch in the ship's canteen. However, the lunch was dodgy, and as a result she felt a little ...

[hr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

[Garnet]

..worm poking out of the food, it opened it's mouth and..

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http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37106569

Man makes a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man

[Gubbins]

...said "I say, this isn't the book club!" and prompty vanished into...

[hr]

...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[thePontificator]

the abyss, where it passed the time by having staring contests with german philosophers and...

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'I bet you a florin that the chap will turn out guilty.'
'I bet you a dubloon that you win that bet.'

[flarewearer]

the head of the giant statue of Brian Lang, which by this time had been felled due to the great St Andrews rent-rise riots of the year...

[hr]

[Smith]

thus finally ending the multi post sentence that had been raging on for far too long.
However...

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Cake, and fine wine.

[JM]

which sadly had no effect as of yet. despite a riot complete with pitchforks n torches, Lang and the accom people (both i have no issue with, just to clarify ) fled st andrews and was replaced by...

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[Frank]

...a dark and mysterious doom approached our protaganist, from across the gulf of the mind it stalked...

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

the all-consuming menopause!

[flarewearer]

To beat this it would take an almightily powerful dose of HRT, refined from the souls of the yound virgins of the paradise island of...

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[Bizarre Atheist]

Dundee.

Unfortunately no virgins would be found so they had to make do with...

[hr]

http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[Telinar]

teletubbies. So the captain of the starship fired the photon torpedoes at them and our heroine immediately set about...

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http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[ARTooD2]

shouting "AGAIN!AGAIN!" which...

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Facebook...ruining peoples lives since 2004...

[JM]

led to the complete demise (how traigc) of dundee,

now running for her life, for the hundredth time, our heroine jumped aboard her flying unicorn n set of to....

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[motorhead]

zanzibar, where monkeys with human expressions ruled the night and slept quite peacefully during the day, untill.....

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

The Ju-Ju tribe brought out their UltraBucket of vindaloo. The monkeys took up their soap bars and ran for the ocean.

[ka25]

only to find that it had dried up

[hr]

save a tree, eat a beaver

[ARTooD2]

It made everyone scared and they all ran for the hills...

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Facebook...ruining peoples lives since 2004...

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Whereupon she arose, lightning stretching for miles from her fingertips, her brows mustered together like clouds before a storm, and she yelled allowed:

"Back thee the f*Ck off, for I am on the blob"

[LAURA]

THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE A MACDONALDS