Infuriating Commercials

[beanie_anne]

Quoting the reason for the word witch from 00:14, 28th Apr 2006
"Dyson, the cleaner that doesn't loose suction" the way this woman says suction makes me want to throw up. Or stab her. Or both... ARGH!

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Are you a terrorist?
- Depends! Are you terrified?

Lies all Lies!!! It did lose suction and the hoover sucks.

The bitesize advert on BBC because it always reminds me that - even if I'm not in high school - I'm not revising.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[The Yettoner]

Quoting Smith from 03:27, 28th Apr 2006

Quoting the Empress from 22:36, 27th Apr 2006
The 'Go East' advert - the song sounds so wrong, I remember when it was to 'Oo Aaar, it's Ambrosia' as Yorkshire farmers marched proudly over the hills . . .

No, that would be Devon farmers, hence the catchline "Devon knows it tastes so good"

God, I love Ambrosia

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Cake, and fine wine.

Exactly. Us Yorkshire folk never say "Oo Aaar", we say "Bah Gum"!

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"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

[Smith]

Quoting The Yettoner from 08:58, 28th Apr 2006

Quoting Smith from 03:27, 28th Apr 2006

Quoting the Empress from 22:36, 27th Apr 2006
The 'Go East' advert - the song sounds so wrong, I remember when it was to 'Oo Aaar, it's Ambrosia' as Yorkshire farmers marched proudly over the hills . . .

No, that would be Devon farmers, hence the catchline "Devon knows it tastes so good"

God, I love Ambrosia

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Cake, and fine wine.

Exactly. Us Yorkshire folk never say "Oo Aaar", we say "Bah Gum"!

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"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

My grandad still says Bah Gum, it gets me every time. What a legend

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Cake, and fine wine.

[motorhead]

the one were that old bint is going on about dying and life insurance left for your family, when i die, i aint leaving anything but the shit in my pants

[Thackary]

Quoting the Empress from 22:36, 27th Apr 2006
The 'Go East' advert - the song sounds so wrong, I remember when it was to 'Oo Aaar, it's Ambrosia' as Yorkshire farmers marched proudly over the hills . . .

That would be Devonshire Farmers.
"Devon knows how the make it so creamy" etc...

[Thackary]

Quoting beanie_anne from 03:39, 28th Apr 2006
Lies all Lies!!! It did lose suction and the hoover sucks.

Do you mean a Dyson or a Hoover? Make your mind up...

Dysons *do* eventually lose suction, so you have to replace (or wash) the filters.
This doesn't happen for a while though - they last much longer than normal vacuum cleaners, and are far more powerful.

[papercutheart]

"I C Yes you can!"

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[HEED]

Have you got the right?

Ive got the right.......

Argh, that advert infuriates me. With all the folk on there having northern english accents too, it kinda implies we all live in council houses too.

[Maureen]

I quite like the new honda advert actually. However I can't stand any of the "Have you had an accident that wasdn't your fault?" ones or the DFS ones. I find the one for Yes car credit really irritating too...

[JackDaniels]

Phones 4 U with the complete idiot guy who randomly starts shouting "YEAH! YEAH!" at the end of the advert. Horrible, pointless and painful to watch.

[beeny]

It has to be Sheila's Wheels. It makes me wanna die.

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'But what do I know? I'm a bear; I suck the heads off fish.'

[Rufus]

I'd forgotten about the Bank of Scotland adverts, with the stupid be-spectacled man, where they take a perfectly decent song and bastardise it by changing the lyrics to an inane ditty about their evil corporation.

[beanie_anne]

The new fecking Dulux adverts. Stupid bloody names for colours with a crap desparate housewives feel to it. Grrrrrr.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[beeny]

Quoting beanie_anne from 17:40, 28th Apr 2006
The new fecking Dulux adverts. Stupid bloody names for colours with a crap desparate housewives feel to it. Grrrrrr.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

With you on that one. Sigh. I hate TV.

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'But what do I know? I'm a bear; I suck the heads off fish.'

[ARTooD2]

THAT FUCKING CUPRINOL ADVERT WITH THE FAT MAN GOING "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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King Sinner

[Gubbins]

Anything to do with nappies, sanitary towels, insurance, loans or injury claims. Makes me glad I don't have a telly!

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...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[Zenon]

Elephant.co.uk ad is extremely naff. Something about that elephant makes me mad.

Not really a commerical. But the seaside safety video with people being rescued by helicopters and people etc.. Music "I do like to be beside the seaside"
That songs haunts me. Very creepy
indeed.

And the loan ads.. consolidate your loans.. And they interview extremely ugly and stupid people.

Gosh, you have got me quite annoyed thinking about these.

[Zenon]

Damn you.. you double post.

[thePontificator]

3 - welcome to our network
Phones 4 U
Esure
Honda - the Power of Dreams

And almost every car or perfume ad ever.

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'I bet you a florin that the chap will turn out guilty.'
'I bet you a dubloon that you win that bet.'

[flarewearer]

No, I'm not fucking loving it. I fucking hate it and it makes me wan't to smash up the TV. They actually try and make McDonalds look like a nice place to go and spend some time; for a start, where are all the inbred tracksuit wearing junkies that seem to haunt any McDonalds I've ever been unfortunate enough to step inside?

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