Mood Killers

[papercutheart]

Quoting angel_kohaku from 23:14, 11th May 2006
Your roommate waking up.

Especially when she's the one your fucking

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[Sid]

Quoting Midget from 10:06, 11th May 2006

Quoting gringo from 00:26, 11th May 2006

Quoting papercutheart from 00:18, 11th May 2006
When you realise half way through that she's on her period...

what the fuck?

so have you rohipnoled her or something before, cos this sort of info is usually relayed to the male party before things commence ( or DON'T).

blimey

I had a flatmate last year who experienced this, its not a case of rohipnol or drugs, girls are scatterbrained and forget even important things.

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Oh don't be so ridiculous!!

Anyway.

For me, the one thing that really puts me off is if a man is too sweaty - yuck!! And also, when the bed is too noisey - forget it!

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Quoting Sid from 01:52, 12th May 2006



For me, the one thing that really puts me off is if a man is too sweaty - yuck!! And also, when the bed is too noisey - forget it!

a cold sweat, aye?

a heavily laden bed, aye?

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

Once when finally getting it on with a friend I had fancied for ages, in the middle of it all, they couldn't stop laughing at a Homestar Runner quote that had just popped into their head and wouldn't go away. Things got worse from there when we somehow started discussing the uselessness of President Bush during heavy foreplay. The final nail in the coffin was the next morning, when I was so sick from hangover that I just made an excuse, slunk out of bed and staggered back to my room to spend the day hanging over the toilet bowl. Finally, when I recovered and saw the person again, hoping this was a step towards a proper relationship, it was to be told that they had interests elsewhere, but that the lastnight was fun and we should do it again sometime. Call me old-fashioned, but that sounded a lot like me being a f*ck-buddy, so I declined. Still remained friends, but the whole experience was definately like a kind of romantic comedy car-crash.

[Duggeh]

What was the homestar quote? We gots to knows.

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[Cain]

Quoting Duggeh from 02:29, 12th May 2006
What was the homestar quote? We gots to knows.

I'm putting money on the King of Town with They tell me not to, but I still drinks it! or maybe
Here comes the Thnikkaman!

both of which sound like definite mood-killers in their own right.

mine would be: when your partner seems like she's only doing something because she thinks you'll like it, rather than because she actually wants to. when their heart isn't in it, that's a big moodkiller.

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[Lodestone]

Call me old-fashioned, but that sounded a lot like me being a f*ck-buddy, so I declined.

That's the third time in two days someone around me has referred to being a fuckbuddy as a bad thing. It's really confusing!

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I've just remembered another real killer: finding a child's toy in the bed.

[Haunted]

Quoting dirac from 23:48, 11th May 2006
When you are getting a handjob, and the downstroke is too strong and feels like it maybe have "broken" your penis. Only the strong continue after such an experience.

That happened to mate of mine from back home (and I'm not just saying that to cover for myself, it happened to him, honestly).

Once the 'banjo' is snapped it won't grow back.

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[Smith]

when you wake up and there's shit in the bed. and it's not yours.

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Cake, and fine wine.

[electric postbox]

i hate it when men do that subtle pushing-your-head-down-with-a-knowing-grin to get you to give them a blow job, and then pretend they weren't doing it

also, long toenails

[murderotica]

Or, when your about to give a blow job to your new boyfriend and a family member knocks on the door looking for a hammer, and a three legged dog walks in the room...

[Lodestone]

Quoting electric postbox from 10:42, 12th May 2006
i hate it when men do that subtle pushing-your-head-down-with-a-knowing-grin to get you to give them a blow job

Jesus, do people really do that?

[trouble]

Quoting murderotica from 10:49, 12th May 2006
Or, when your about to give a blow job to your new boyfriend and a family member knocks on the door looking for a hammer, and a three legged dog walks in the room...

hehehe
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Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils,
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[motorhead]

when you are going down on your woman and she farts in your face

[DrAlex]

I can recall many a high-school party where two passionate youngsters would find a nook/neuk for a little rounding of the bases, and people would walk by and take photos. Personally, that level of PDA is a bit much, so I can't sympathise, but I imagine that must be a terrible mood killer.

And more importantly, who wants a photo of that?

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[electric postbox]

only people you are already getting jiggy with, not just random men in the street. but still, its a bit unnecessary

[Happy-Go-Lucky]

The Homestar Runner quote my dear friend came out with:

"HA HA HA! Pan Pan is fat! HA HA HA! He fell on you! HA HA HA! He's a good bear!"

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail57.html

If that isn't the worst thing to say in the heat of the moment, I don't know what is. I still can hardly comprehend the utter bizarreness of it all.

[orudge]

Finding your partner has AIDS can be a turn-off.

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[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Finding your partner is Owen Rudge can be a massive turn-off.

Smith and motorhead: you poor poor people. (rofl)

[orudge]

Quoting rob 'f*ck off' wine boy from 19:51, 12th May 2006
Finding your partner is Owen Rudge can be a massive turn-off.

You were rubbish anyway. Your mother was better.

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