(Your name) needs...

[madfish]

Luke needs a Yoda *sigh*
Luke needs Logans help
Luke needs a touch from God
Luke needs you to escort the missing archaeologist back
luke needs to get over himself and marry lorelai
Luke needs to hop up and down on the monster to make sure he is dead

[Phantasm]

Stuart needs help escaping from Monty the cat.
Stuart needs an ambulance!
Stuart needs your assistance as parents by reinforcing at home those values to which we are all dedicated.
Stuart needs to be overhauled.
Stuart finds the need (often) to push his voice.
Stuart needs adventures. But, adventures are only for people who have capes...
Stuart needs his ass kicked .
Stuart needs to lay off the meth.

I thought this one appropriate since I should be revising!:

Stuart needs to get off his tooshy and write something.

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Dean Learner: "I had a cat once. I dropped a safe on it. It was a write-off, so I stood on it's head."

[BeccaLydia]

Couldn't believe the first few! In fact, they all make Beccas look pretty shallow!
Becca needs a boyfriend
Becca needs cock
Becca needs friends
Beccalicious: Becca needs you
Becca needs to pester refs in late August
Becca needs to shut it before Mike slaps her again
All Becca needs to be happy is a gift certificate to Michael Kors and a copy of her favourite CD
Becca needs to be left alone
Becca needs to know she won't always be deserted

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http://facebook.com/p.php?id=37100244&l

[OffHeGoes]

Andy needs only a couple photographs of good quality, close-up...

Coca-Cola Needs Andy...

PMT (Andy needs to figure out what this is)

Andy needs a home where his owners can spend quality time with him on a daily basis...

Ever since "THE INCIDENT", Andy needs to be supervised when he's dressing...

Andy needs to marry me.


how uncannily correct.

[Grandpa]

i GOT SOME REAL HUMDINGERS! [S]you're gonna love these....[/s]

unfortunately Euan needs It more than most, and he has been known to accept responsibility for that.

We all know Euan needs to get in earlier than the rest of us so he can sound awake

Euan needs good A-level grades

Echo story is bringing new hope to little Euan
Health bosses say that Euan needs a complicated round-the-clock care package


Euan needs his hair dreading RIGHT FUCKING NOW [s]i'm not all too sure about this one[/s]

Blair's son to work for US Republican
Euan needs to buy a vowel.

Euan needs new slaves

MEAT LOAF!!! Please tell me it's true!!!! because Euan needs His OWN Show!

Euan needs help


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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[Grandpa]

i GOT SOME REAL HUMDINGERS! [S]you're gonna love these....[/s]

unfortunately Euan needs It more than most, and he has been known to accept responsibility for that.

We all know Euan needs to get in earlier than the rest of us so he can sound awake

Euan needs good A-level grades

Echo story is bringing new hope to little Euan
Health bosses say that Euan needs a complicated round-the-clock care package


Euan needs his hair dreading RIGHT FUCKING NOW [s]i'm not all too sure about this one[/s]

Blair's son to work for US Republican
Euan needs to buy a vowel.

Euan needs new slaves

MEAT LOAF!!! Please tell me it's true!!!! because Euan needs His OWN Show!

Euan needs help


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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[Grandpa]

i GOT SOME REAL HUMDINGERS! [S]you're gonna love these....[/s]

unfortunately Euan needs It more than most, and he has been known to accept responsibility for that.

We all know Euan needs to get in earlier than the rest of us so he can sound awake

Euan needs good A-level grades

Echo story is bringing new hope to little Euan
Health bosses say that Euan needs a complicated round-the-clock care package


Euan needs his hair dreading RIGHT FUCKING NOW [s]i'm not all too sure about this one[/s]

Blair's son to work for US Republican
Euan needs to buy a vowel.

Euan needs new slaves

MEAT LOAF!!! Please tell me it's true!!!! because Euan needs His OWN Show!

Euan needs help


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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[Grandpa]

i GOT SOME REAL HUMDINGERS! [S]you're gonna love these....[/s]

unfortunately Euan needs It more than most, and he has been known to accept responsibility for that.

We all know Euan needs to get in earlier than the rest of us so he can sound awake

Euan needs good A-level grades

Echo story is bringing new hope to little Euan
Health bosses say that Euan needs a complicated round-the-clock care package


Euan needs his hair dreading RIGHT FUCKING NOW [s]i'm not all too sure about this one[/s]

Blair's son to work for US Republican
Euan needs to buy a vowel.

Euan needs new slaves

MEAT LOAF!!! Please tell me it's true!!!! because Euan needs His OWN Show!

Euan needs help


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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[Malcolm]

Malcolm needs to lock Dru in a closet & just tell Lily himself

Malcolm needs a little more coaching

Malcolm needs to get his balls lopped off to be neutered

Malcolm needs the chubby frog

Malcolm needs to be reimbursed for this

Malcolm needs to write another book as great as "The Tipping Point"

Malcolm needs to go to the nurse, Mrs. Pidgeon!

Malcolm needs little introduction

[Lyra]

Alice needs a corporeal being to work in

Alice needs only one wheatgrass shake, some positive thinking, a crash course in California lingo

Alice needs to know the public parameters or system parameters of Bob's PKG

Alice needs a special home that will reward her confidence and allow her space to adjust to the new environment

Alice needs help, but she’s not sure where to turn

Alice needs to communicate

Alice automatically asks about the Fortress and learns she needs to make her way into the mines

Alice needs to be able to reach the garden

Alice needs an attitude adjustment

Alice needs to collect the widely scattered pieces of the Eyestaff to see what destruction it can create


I can't decide whether I prefer the first or the last one!

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The Man With No Name - Danger fits him like a tight black glove

[lifesothersecret]

Toni needs a predictable routine in a safe and comfortable environment.

Falling in love is the last thing Toni needs right now.


Not entirely inaccurate...

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consistanly inconsistant
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37101721

[novium]

the one that got me was the bacon parties.

Quoting bramble from 18:52, 11th May 2006

Quoting novium from 18:38, 11th May 2006
Rachel needs:
...to be responsible
...Some Good Thoughts.
...help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.
... to throw more bacon parties

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sed tamen ira procul absit, cum qua nihil recte fieri, nihil considerate potest.

Hehehe i posted those above! Isnt our name great?! I especially like the transvestite one

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Ich will die Ruhe stören...

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sed tamen ira procul absit, cum qua nihil recte fieri, nihil considerate potest.

[Lid]

In a dire attempt to stay anonymous..

.. *me* needs to sell more cars.
*me* needs several dozen appointments with a good mental health professional.
*me* needs to come to the States and do a national tour.
*me* needs to make a profit and aim to continuously innovate...
*me* needs to be chopped.
*me* needs him to be aggressive to work his magic.

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We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires