Head biting chickens? Nice to know that the citizen is as much of a bastion of even-handed publication as our own Saint (and sinner?).
This just in: Lamp-post traumatises woman and baby: Refusal to defer to the local Scottish family unit! Shock Horror (installed by an english company perhaps?), Exclusive to all reactionary local papers!
(in any event, by default any road accident involving a pedestrian is the drivers fault...in England and Wales anyway.)
Incidentally it was Alice Cooper, not Marylin Manson who allegedly bit off a chickens head during a concert(He actually did nothing of the sort, as opposed to the people in the story).
This is where I object to the assumption that I, purely in my capacity as a student, should be tarnished with the same brush as some animal abusing shit-head. I spent my rasin sunday in a state of perpetual merryment! I didn't get so drunk that I needed my stomach pumped, and I didn't sacrifice any scottish children in the name of Thatcher. Why am I to be demonised for the actions of others?
Also, why is Raisin monday being threatened? Surely the inherent behavioural problems are a result of the Sunday drinking, not the Monday foam fight. Intrinsically linked or not, the Monday causes minimal disruption (less a day off from lectures).
As for the "Cancelling raisin Sunday" well pish and tish to that! even if they "Cancel it" I will be adopting academic kids next year. I will be hosting a party. I will let randoms i've probably never met since orientation week come along and drink my booze. The buck might stop at Prof. Lang's office door, but the university certainly does not! Raisin weekend will continue with or without the tacit support of the ivory towered court. There's nothing to stop the Association allowing the foam fight elsewhere. Perhaps on the green behind the union building if it comes down to it.
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