ok so dmc walks into subway for some scran at about 4.30ish this afternoon, he orders - footlong (he's not poor) chicken/bacon, ranch dressing/chilli sauce, all the extras - and then sits himself down to enjoy it. 2 bites in the music starts, LOUDLY. so he thinks to himself, this is slightly more upbeat than usual, his head starts slowly moving up and down to the beat....and suddenly it hits him, SUBWAY ARE PLAYING ROLLIN' BY LIMP BIZKIT. and it was certainly not the 'radio edit', fuck ater fuck was raining down on his ears, and those of the 3 year old boy standing next to his mum who was trying to order!!
surely the fat blonde bint who runs the joint was away for the day and the alternative employees decided to take advantage!! dma is gonna compile a propa metal playlist and drop it off later this evening.....


