somebody!!

[Grandpa]

ok, here I am in my hour of need. Somebody PLEASE let me know that there is something going on here one night this week (pref tonight).

I am home alone and albany is EMPTY.

This is not fun.

I need fun.

Please provide fun.

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Alternatively, anyone fancy going to the pub?

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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[tramp]

Quoting grandpa from 19:28, 1st Apr 2007
ok, here I am in my hour of need. Somebody PLEASE let me know that there is something going on here one night this week (pref tonight).

I am home alone and albany is EMPTY.

This is not fun.

I need fun.

Please provide fun.

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Alternatively, anyone fancy going to the pub?

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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

Watch Jane Austen's 'Persuasion'. It's set to be a real (non) bodice-riper for Austenites and non-fans alike. 9pm, ITV. (It's obvious I'm at home and a bit bored to be so excited by this). Sorry, that's the best I can do. It will fill two hours though.

[Grandpa]

i live in hall and i dont have a tv.



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We are gentlemen that neither in our hearts nor outward eyes envy the great nor shall the low despise.

[munchingfoo]

Albany is the perfect place to have a BBQ and buy £100 worth of MEAT.

And if you are being very adventurous, GENTLEMEN - I BRING YOU - CORN.

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[Matt Badger]

ALBANY is also my prefered destination following a purchase of £100 of MEAT.

I really like CHICKEN AND MEAT

Ah luv it

[Mr Comedy]

GENTLEMEN - I bring you - MORE CORN!

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung