by Hennessy on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:38 pm
You know you only get spam on your university webmail when you sign up for porn sites or pyramid schemes and they won't accept your third party "anonymous.masturbator@gmail.com" account.
Nevertheless I have a couple of interesting ones:
TITLE: "Hennessy, compression approaches fast!"
BODY: Tells me to upgrade to "associate" to avoid this terrible fate.
TITLE: WINNER!! GHD giftbox
BODY: "You have been selected as qualified to receive a GHD Giftbox. Confirm that you are a UK resident.
Get your GHD Giftbox.
What's inside:
-GHD IV styler
-Mirror
-Clutch Bag
-Thermal Protector
-Creation Spray
-Purse"
But I'm a man!
The Sinner.
"Apologies in advance for pedantry."