I take my coffee...

[Frank]

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

Where is the "Black, like my men" option in the poll?

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

[munchingfoo]

... like I like my women, hot and sweet.
... like my Boss, cold and bitter

[hr]

“ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading”

[Fawksie]

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Covered in beeeees!"

[Cain]

I like my coffee like I like my women, Colombian, and ground into powder

[hr]

I hold an element of surprise

[Duggeh]

It pleases me greatly that tea is winning. Coffee is so unbearably foul.

[hr]

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[Tigger]

I like my coffee like my women,
white, sweet, weak, but still hot enough to burn your crotch when you stir it.

[hr]

My Wings Are Like A Shield of Steel...
(Claire Raynor)

[Abserdman]

Where is "not at all"?

[beanie_anne]

My mate's saying:
"the opposite to how i like my women black and sweet"

[hr]

"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[Bizarre Atheist]

I achieve nothing in a day without at least four large cups of black coffee, without any of that milk or sugar nonsense.

On tough days I just chew it without any water. On very tough days I burn it and pour the resultant goo into my eyes. I love coffee. Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.

[hr]

[Gubbins]

Never snort ground coffee. It does not do your nasal passages any good. I speak from experience.

[hr]

...then again, that is only my opinion.

[careba2010]

Gubbins did you get your colombian powders mixed up?

[Cain]

I have a catheter inserted into my brain where I can just take coffee intravenously.

[hr]

I hold an element of surprise

[Bizarre Atheist]

I recommend, from repeated personal experience, my greatest invention, the Rum Slammer:

1. Lick ground coffee
2. Neck a shot of DARK rum (can be substituted for a smokey whisky)
3. Eat a square of rich, dark chocolate

It's delicious, and infinitely classier than a Tequila slammer. It's also WAY hardcore.

[hr]

[OffHeGoes]

Quoting Bizarre Atheist from 23:19, 9th Jun 2008
I recommend, from repeated personal experience, my greatest invention, the Rum Slammer:

1. Lick ground coffee
2. Neck a shot of DARK rum (can be substituted for a smokey whisky)
3. Eat a square of rich, dark chocolate

It's delicious, and infinitely classier than a Tequila slammer. It's also WAY hardcore.

[hr]

Try Sailor Jerry's as the rum. Tastes altogether like a Crunchie. With coffee.

[Power Metal Dom]

Coffee is nice depending on the mood. I recommend Alta Rica. Yum.

But tea is clearly the superior hot beverage under any circumstance.

[hr]

Like flames on fuel...upon metal I drool

[Frank]

I do actually rather enjoy a Cinnamon Latte nowadays, though otherwise I tend to only have teas in various forms. And by 'various' I mean 'plenty of'.

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

[Steveo]

As black as a lump of coal in the night.

[hr]

Get off my internet.

[exnihilo]

Coffee. Hot water. Nothing else.

Cinammon latte, indeed.

[Frank]

Now that I think of it, where's the good old

{Tea. Earl Grey. Hot}

?

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

[Fawksie]

When the 'Drink' button is pressed it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well received. However, no-one knows quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.