by Hennessy on Tue May 12, 2009 6:12 pm
I've only ever lived in AP, so unless you want it to go a bit like this:
University Hall
Annoying to sit next to in the pub, favourite, indeed only vocabulary is to chant the name of their hall over over again. Win at everything, which is another reason I hate them
Fife Park
For the poorest of the poor students, and a few weirdoes who insist it's the best hall ever and probably won't leave even as they bulldoze it, which might be a good thing.
Regs
Oink, oink, oink. Daddy's done well with his face in the trough hasn't he? He even managed to stop making money out of the misery of others for long enough to rut with your horse-faced mother and produce you! (actually this could apply to Sallies as well)
DRA
Might as well live in a hotel. Hotels have room service.
John Burnet Hall
Small, and full of the kind of people who would put time and effort into finding and raping your sister if they thought they could get away with it.
McIntosh Hall
Frank lives here, apparently. Enough said really.
New Hall and Melville Hall
Bit of a blank on the map, evidently aren't that great as they tend to have a high turnover of first years. Grouch a lot about their food being cooked and ready to eat as soon as they get up. Cunts!
Not exactly wikipedian impartiality is it? Better get someone else to do it, or better still, do it YOURSELF, o moderator in charge of such things (just go to the uni website and nick everything)
The Sinner.
"Apologies in advance for pedantry."