What's the story...

[Pender Native]

hands every second sunday in the month when it coincided with a full moon. However, no one batted an eyelid because compared with some of the other St Andrews traditions this seemed quite tame. What no one knew though.....

[Portly Steve]

Clems' actions had disturbed the space time continuum, shifting days to a decimal system. This wholesale destruction of the concept of sunday annoyed the great worm spirit, conveniantly recently risen from his eons of slumber. In a fit of somewhat fluffy vengance he.....



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Fear is the Mindkiller
Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion
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[Clonion]

attempted to call up a pack of killer butterflies, which...

[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan

[underworlddreams]

...ate all the hall food in Melville. Radioactively enhanced, they flew, rank and file, towards...

[hr]"If I want to quantify anything, I measure it against Clones. There is nothing you will ever encounter in life you haven't seen in some form in Clones"
Neil Jordan
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It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking / So it helps to have a mirror in the room...

[Simon Atkins]

the Library

[Setsuna]

... but couldnt get in because they didnt have matric cards. They retreated to the ashes of DRH, where they summoned...

[Victoria]

thier master, commonly known to the student population as Derek (famed by Derek-watch) who...

[hr]jesus loves u

[Kibet]

...with a sigh of releif, spread his Butterfly wings that had to be remained hidden until he was called upon. this day was going to forever be known as ...

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Tuesday. It seemed the butterflies might have lived happily ever after had it not been for...

[Lindsay]

the electronic Bug Zapper in Pizza connection which fried the lot of them into little cinders which were then

[hr]Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately she also kills all her pupils!

[Tinlegs the elder]

given to Girls Aloud, who just happened to be passing. It made their singing curiously better which shook up the time space continium even more. This led to ....

[Victoria]

George Bush handing over control of America to The Sinner. In appointing 'Admin' as President of the US, their first task was to....

[hr]jesus loves u

[underworlddreams]

..revamp the look of the White House. He gave it an 'autumn theme,' but the press soon nicknamed it the 'Pink House.' This infuriated...

[hr]It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking / So it helps to have a mirror in the room...

[classydriver]

Gay rights groups feeling that pink, being their national colour and all, should only be used during their official functions. El presidente responded by...

[Amanda]

jumping up and down on top of a big...

[Victoria]

soap box, declaring that...

[hr]jesus loves u

[Portly Steve]

Despite recent events, all national sheep shall be painted an obtuse shade of darkest lilac. This in turn shall incur the wrath of The Great Bacon and egg pizza, lone denizen of KFB (may its name be whispered in hoarse stutterings). With its great and mighty "not-quite-completly-cooked" albumin it shall....

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[s]
Fear is the Mindkiller
Fear is the little death that brings total oblivion
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[Kibet]

...crawl on its crust to the end of the world and...

[Setsuna]

... buy pizzas from Empire instead. In Empire, Marco Biagi decided it was time to purchase a 10 incher and a bottle of coke. As he left the shop...

[sheerbrillance]

he saw Derek McLeod who was quick to point out...I screwed you over during the election. So what are you going to do about it? Marco quickly responded by ...