A New Motto For St Andrews

[Mr Comedy]

The University of St Andrews: never knowingly oversold

[Manic23]

"St Andrews University-We welcome Oxbridge rejects with open arms*"

*Terms and conditions apply

1-Your parents must earn over £78,000 Per annum
2-Er...thats it

[Cain]

[s]Manic23 wrote on 17:46, 23rd Feb 2004:
"St Andrews University-We welcome Oxbridge rejects with open arms*"

*Terms and conditions apply

1-Your parents must earn over £78,000 Per annum. EACH
2-Er...thats it

[milkshake]

"Halls: anorexia the easy way"

By the way, before people try to chop me up into little pieces, this is a joke - no offence intended!

[Manic23]

[s]Cain wrote on 17:50, 23rd Feb 2004:
[s]Manic23 wrote on 17:46, 23rd Feb 2004:[i]
"St Andrews University-We welcome Oxbridge rejects with open arms*"

*Terms and conditions apply

1-Your parents must earn over £78,000 Per annum. EACH
2-Er...thats it

[/i]



yeah, hehehe! I should have specified that

[Freddy]

* "St Andrews: how to become poor with style"
* "Where world class tramps are made"

[charlie]

Royston Vasey is MUCH more preferable.

At least there's only one Judy Levinson there.

[laphroaig]

University of St Andrews: Free alcohol problem with every degree.

[Jason]

'St. Andrews: Mediocrity comes as standard'

[Emma]

'Scotland's coldest university'

[Aldous]

'Where the Spirit of Calvin still haunts the air'

[Rex Mundi]

St Andrews: Where the only sun you'll be seeing is the one that shines out of our arses

[Cain]

St Andrews University: Bringing student welfare into the 20th century

[hr]I hold an element of surprise

[eb]

St Andrews University: Constantly Updating Student Debt

[Dangermouse]

St Andrews: you can drop out any time you want, but you can never leave.