Never ending story

[Nymphomanic]

One person writes a line, then another


She swore she could never date a man who didn't smoke or drink so when she met him she made an excuse and left as soon as possible.

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I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[The Yettoner]

In dark street outside she avoided the eyes of the Big Issue seller and headed towards the kiosk to buy a packet of Tunes.

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"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

[iamme]

but she tripped and fell in a puddle.

[Fozzy Bear]

and awoke in the land of Fantasia [img]littleicons/yellowtounge.gif[/img]

(does anyone else remember that awful film?)

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[flarewearer]

and they all lived happily ever after.

THE END

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[chat noir]

Or is it? After beating Micky Mouse with a broomstick, our illustrious heroine found a portal back in to the 'real world and got back to her day to day life.

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Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I am yours forever. Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, always deliver more than you promise, and love like you have never been hurt before.

-Sean Christopher Dean

[beanie_anne]

Where day after day she typed rhytmically along to the hum of the dim fluorescent lights above her head in the dank basement office.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[DrAlex]

She wondered, "why has my character not been characterised?"

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"Listen to DrAlex."-Polli
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[Smith]

and disappeared down into a dark forest, while her immortal hero Smith grabbed his Sword, Shield and Armour, and entered the vast darkness, completely without fear.

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Cake, and fine wine.

[motorhead]

then she became dissilusioned with the life that she grew tired off on a day to day basis, so began to paint and sing and love more than one man, grabbing everything that she could in life, experiencing everything, tasting all and risking all, to know whaT it really feels like to live.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Then she got hit by a bus.

[DrAlex]

The bus had AIDS, so she got that too. And then she got shot.

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"Listen to DrAlex."-Polli
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[Smith]

But fortunately, Smith was on standby to give her surgery, and a blood transfusion, and of course, his blood cured her from AIDS.

[Garnet]

Fleeing from the evil Emperor they hide in a cargo ship.

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Man makes a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man

[munchingfoo]

On board the ship they found a website called thesinner where there was a thread entitled "The never ending story", it read:

[s]Now THATS a never ending story[/s]

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[niall]

She swore she could never date a man who didn't smoke or drink so when she met him she made an excuse and left as soon as possible.

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do you have a tastyspoon?

http://www.tastyspoon.com/forum

[DrAlex]

She then cursed you all for being horrible writers.

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"Listen to DrAlex."-Polli
http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37100343

[munchingfoo]

And god did strike her down.

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

And in a dark street outside she avoided the eyes of the Big Issue seller and headed towards the kiosk to buy a lightsaber and train to become a Jedi Master, like her father before her. And his mother before him.

And her uncle before her.

And his cousin twice removed by him.

And so on.

[Smith]

and so forth

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Cake, and fine wine.