I need a guy

[Plug me]

Right, I'm male, bored, alone, horny as hell, and need something long and hard in my arse. Anyone want to oblige me?

[Guest]

is this a serious post?

Quoting Plug me from 02:33, 13th Apr 2006
Right, I'm male, bored, alone, horny as hell, and need something long and hard in my arse. Anyone want to oblige me?

[plug you]

if you're serious i'd love to.

Quoting Plug me from 02:33, 13th Apr 2006
Right, I'm male, bored, alone, horny as hell, and need something long and hard in my arse. Anyone want to oblige me?

[just_looking]

Buy a cucumber

[Edit0r]

Pah! Gay sex? I can make it for nothing! All I need is a smaaaaall aubergine!

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[laguna]

U serious??

[Hughie Throbbingphallus]

I very much doubt he is. But I am, well not serious that would be boring, serious people are very boring, like oil rigs.

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[laguna]

Then tell me a bit about you..?

[Hughie Throbbingphallus]

Quoting laguna from 08:45, 26th Jun 2006
Then tell me a bit about you..?

I'm still in St Andrews for my sins, trying to get a job and get relatively fit over the summer. I'm quite short, apparently funny, like to have the odd drink. Single.

Quid pro quo.

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[laguna]

Do you have facebook at all?

[Guest]

Then tell me something about you then..?

[laguna]

Well I will be back in St Andrews this year, I am also keeping fit at the gyms in my town along with some barwork! Trying to pass motorbike exam too!
Painfully single too

[Big X]

Quoting laguna from 10:32, 27th Jun 2006
Well I will be back in St Andrews this year, I am also keeping fit at the gyms in my town along with some barwork! Trying to pass motorbike exam too!
Painfully single too

if the original poster gets his way you'll probably be painfully TAKEN at some point in the future......lucky you've got wipe clean leathers though

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[laguna]

Lol are there any people out there who arent up for just the one thing?

[Hughie Throbbingphallus]

If you want to check me out on facebook you can, its easy just search for "masturbation". It's that easy.

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[laguna]

Seth eh

[Hughie Throbbingphallus]

Yep Finlay.

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[laguna]

I dont remember giving u any clues :p

[mjya]

add my msn if u want it mjdy2k5@hotmail.co.uk

Quoting Plug me from 02:33, 13th Apr 2006
Right, I'm male, bored, alone, horny as hell, and need something long and hard in my arse. Anyone want to oblige me?