La la la la leprosy

[Zen]

Oh no! It appears that G floor in my hall has been struck with some horrible contagious disease, possibly leprosy which will aid the overall mutated ness of the inmates of this floor. At this very moment my feet have gone numb (ok could be the fact that I’m sitting on them…but then again you just don’t know), there have also been reports of tingling hands, dizziness and perhaps the loss of minor extremities…BEWARE. If you happen to come across these random diseased Regs inmates…RUN, RUN and don’t look back!!!


p.s. Why is it my hall seems to be the only one still suffering from freshers flu (and yes, I am bored and writing on this gives me an excuse not to study for my psych test tomorrow, not a very good excuse but an excuse none the less)

[Greebo]

I'm doing my very best to spread the flu around Smellville just now

[Prophet Tenebrae]

By staying in your room, eh? Good plan phatty.

[Greebo]

Says you, h00r

[sas]

please if any1 knows how to cure the ppl of g-floor please to say!!!
as a fellow g-floor person i am not keen on contracting leprosy!!!
please help!!!!

[Zen]

Mwahahahaha it's too late for you sas, I know where you sleep!!!! And soon the G floor mutants will be crawling out of their pits to come and get you.

[sas]

right thats it im either gona just never sleep with a hammer in my hand or im gona move out of regs!!!!!!!
i will not be taken under by the mutants"!!!!!!!!

[Zen]

It's too late for you babe, the Lemur has your soul, the mutants will come and turn you into one of their kind. You'll either have to eat some unsuspecting study area freak or hunt squirrels with bricks like all the decent C floor folk do. If all my limbs fall off do you think i'll be able to write my essay with my mouth?


http://totl.net/Soul/mart.php3 (cheers C floor Satan)

[sas]

i thk you will manage just fine written with your mouth. you've done it in soc anth before so im sure you will be able to do it again!!!!
but im still convinced i will not be taken under by the mutants!!!!

[Zen]

See, I told you all that time trying to write with a pen in my mouth in Soc Ant would pay off!!! Yup face it hun you're next on the mutant hit list. Before you know it you'll end up pinned to a door just like the notorious A floor bread mutant. The leprousy has reached my knee, i fear my leg may drop off any minute now. Do you think i'd suit a peg leg?

[hr] advice for life: never eat or drink anything blue

[sas]

well i quite sure i saw some1 with a peg leg in this months vogue, so i'm sure you will look fine. and i keep on tellin you the mutants will not get me considering i am the mutant catcher of regs & that problem on a-floor don't worry i caught that stray mutant!!!!

[Zen]

Nietzsche once said:
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you"

Beware sas the lemur is watching, the bread mutants have taken note of the capture of one of their tribe. The squirrel Gods of st Mary's Quad have been angered (possibly by the random brick throwing), G floor awaits.

[hr] advice for life: never eat or drink anything blue

[sas]

i fear no bread mutants or pissed off squirrels i am invinsible!!!!!!!!!!!
i shall not be beaten

[Zen]

That's what they all say babe. I'm hungry, can we go hunt squirrels with a brick soon? I hear their satanic chittering, they're gonna jump me and get their revenge on me before my psych exam tomorrow.

[hr] advice for life: never eat or drink anything blue

[Al]

Is this a private descent into insanity, or can anyone join in?

[hr]"Life is a horizontal fall"

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Do you want to descend into madness too then Al?

[Zen]

everyones welcome to join in the madness and share stories of their deranged/mutated/diseased hall inmates

[sas]

This is not madness this is really happening!!!!! & it sure is one scary site!!!!!!

[Zen]

I'm scared to go to sleep at night. THEY might get me...

[sas]

keep with my theory of havin the hammer under your bed it sure works for me!!!!!!
put a spoon does the trick to!!!!!