Favourite Conspiracies Thread

[beanie_anne]

Mines is that we didn't land on the moon. What with the radiation, crosses missing on pictures and there being only one light source and still being able to see the other side of the moon rocket, the same place being photographed TWICE despite being supposed to be two different parts of the moon and its astonishing resemblance to and aerial photograph of "area 51" (which I'm sceptical about by the way).

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

mine is that they're all out to get me.

that and the world is really run by robot monkeys. Ninja Robot Monkeys.

But yeah, I do wonder about the moonlanding sometimes.
How cold would it be out there again and they're wareing those suites.




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I do the angry Scotsman real well.

[Duggeh]

General Deus Ex based governmental conspiracy. That the whole world is controlled by means of indirect manipulation and insinuation by the illuminati, the trilateral commission and the masons.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

Etc.

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[beanie_anne]

Another insomniac eh!
I hate being in Hall! Not really. Its just then when you're at home you can listen to music at the volume you want.
So, I must agree with you. Only with a slight difference. Everyone IN HALL is out to get me.
But then perhaps I'm just inconsiderate without realising it? Hmm...I should give this some thought...

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[beanie_anne]

Quoting Duggeh from 03:56, 8th May 2006
General Deus Ex based governmental conspiracy. That the whole world is controlled by means of indirect manipulation and insinuation by the illuminati, the trilateral commission and the masons.

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscars night?
We do! We do!

Etc.

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

Funnily enough I have a friend obsessed with the Illuminati and who keeps begging me to get him into the Stonemasons!
How many times do I need to tell him?
I DON'T KNOW THE SECRET HANDSHAKE AND I CAN'T HELP HIM!

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

Quoting beanie_anne from 03:56, 8th May 2006
Everyone IN HALL is out to get me.

Ouch. What hall's that then?

Cause I know the gov's out to get me.
And maybe few people in hall, but that's all.

Edit: I was board so I googled and got this: http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/matic.html
I'm far too lazy.
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I do the angry Scotsman real well.

[beanie_anne]

McIntosh, C-floor. So its probably just that I'm inconsiderate as I know that everyone likes there sleep here apparently. I'm waiting for a subwarden right now *gives suspicious look towards door* then I'll probably be asked to 'turn it down' which is fair enough. Meh.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

Quoting beanie_anne from 04:05, 8th May 2006
C-floor.

That floor were I have been what twice since being in hall?
wow. People live there?
And that's an other one.

It's all the subwardens.
They're the evil master minds behide everything...



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I do the angry Scotsman real well.

[beanie_anne]

Oh Aye!
People live here!!!
But I believe me and my room mate and my friend are the only ones who make any varient of noise. Ever.
Are you on the now infamous A-floor?!

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

Hell No!
I'm one of the geeks on E.


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I do the angry Scotsman real well.

[beanie_anne]

There's geeks on E-Floor! :O
I thought that would be a interesting floor! What with the mixed sexes! Oo-er, Missus!

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

it's not that mixed.

And it's as "interesting" as liveing under the common room can get.

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

[beanie_anne]

Quoting October from 04:16, 8th May 2006
it's not that mixed.

And it's as "interesting" as liveing under the common room can get.

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

Ooooh I'm sure. My friend lives directly above the piano. Its surprising how many renditions of 'Yesterday' you can hear.
No wonder, you're an insomniac!

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

Ooooh I'm sure. My friend lives directly above the piano. Its surprising how many renditions of 'Yesterday' you can hear.
No wonder, you're an insomniac!

Tell me about it. I Live directly below the damn thing.
And Yes I blame the Beatles.
It's all their fault.

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

[beanie_anne]

Quoting October from 04:25, 8th May 2006

Ooooh I'm sure. My friend lives directly above the piano. Its surprising how many renditions of 'Yesterday' you can hear.
No wonder, you're an insomniac!

Tell me about it. I Live directly below the damn thing.
And Yes I blame the Beatles.
It's all their fault.

Of course it was. The Beatles were Ninja Robot Monkeys don't you know?

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[October]

Quoting beanie_anne from 04:27, 8th May 2006

Quoting October from 04:25, 8th May 2006

Ooooh I'm sure. My friend lives directly above the piano. Its surprising how many renditions of 'Yesterday' you can hear.
No wonder, you're an insomniac!

Tell me about it. I Live directly below the damn thing.
And Yes I blame the Beatles.
It's all their fault.

Of course it was. The Beatles were Ninja Robot Monkeys don't you know?

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

I knew I wasn't crazy.


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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

[Duggeh]

No, you definately are.

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[October]

Quoting Duggeh from 04:30, 8th May 2006
No, you definately are.

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only you and everyone else on the plante think that way.

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I'm Telling you.
It was the Ninja Robot Monkeys that did it.

[beanie_anne]

Quoting Duggeh from 04:30, 8th May 2006
No, you definately are.

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You don't believe that The Beatles were robot ninja version of the Monkeys?
I thought everyone did?

Anyways, I believe I've already hijacked my own thread. To the conspiracies - AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!

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"Enough is Enough...I've had it with these snakes"

[Smith]

there's a good one about smoking that I heard.

Apparently cigarette companies work together with pharmaceutical companies to create and promote products to help you quit smoking, and they also apparently use some sort of influence to help people start smoking.

Cos you see, if everyone quit smoking, the productes like Nicorette patches, and gum, or whatever, would no longer be needed.

There's also another one about major multinational corporations running government from behind the scenes, which I'm not sure I believe or not, but to be honest I wouldn't be surprised by.

Oh yeah, and finally Bill Gates, he is officially the son of Satan, born to a Virgin mother who was impregnated by the Beast Himself.

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Cake, and fine wine.