Fish Bands - the winning lineup

[eagle]

Coming soon to a sea stage near you...

Codplay will be headlining the main stage, with Fleetwood Mackerel on the "Retro" stage.
with support from:

Pike and Tuna Turner
Emmerson Hake and Palmer
and Prefab Trout.

has anyone heard who else will be playing, and where exactly this festival is?

[Ewan Husami]

I hear Marlin Manson will be there.
(is it at T in the Carp?)

[Haunted]

Plaicebo pull out?

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[munchingfoo]

Yes, they refused to play at the same concert as any rendition of Skater Boy

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[s]Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.[/s]

[Ewan Husami]

If there's a World Music Stage, I'd like to see
Ladyfish Black Mambaza

Blenny Henry's doing the comedy, and hopefully James Bluntnose will be unable to make it.

I'm looking forward to the reunion of Prefab Trout, and as long as he's allowed back in the country Puffer Daddy (aka P Squiddy) should put on a good show.

[munchingfoo]

On a lighter note, what is everyone's favourite grouper?

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[s]Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.[/s]

[Legion]

Ace of Bass, of course.

[Haunted]

Cliff Pilchard

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[Legion]

Tangerine Bream

[Legion]

Simply Red Snapper

[Ashley]

Is Haddocken too obscure?

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Nobody ever mentions the weather can make or break your day

[Haunted]

No more obscure than Eyehatecod.

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[Euro]

What the hell is a fish band? What sort of thread is this? Explain yourself.

[eagle]

If you can't work it out, then cod help us all. This really isn't the plaice for you.

[kernowdaydreamer]

Green Ray and Less Than Hake will be representatives of the Monkfish Rock genre.

The Hooks and DogFish Fry in Hot Cars were going to be invited, but No Trout and Whitebait
vetoed them.

[munchingfoo]

Did you hear the scandal last night???


Some idiot tried to sneak an eelvis tribute band into the line-up. I mean, come on! He wasn't even a fish!

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[s]Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.[/s]

[exnihilo]

Poor old Euro, floundering and porpoiseless (ok, it's a mammal, but still).

[munchingfoo]

On a less generalistic note, surely, given that god has been described as being everywhere and all that, one would expect to find far more evidence for his existance. On the other hand, if the Loch Ness Monster does exist, in compirson to god it is absolutely tiny. People have also given various reasons, such as under water caves / cold streams of water at the depths of the loch and what not, as to why Nessy has not been found.

Whilst I believe in neither, it seems far more rational to believe in the LNM than it does to believe in god, since the lack of evidence in gods case is infinately more troublesome.

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[s]Warning : The sinner is a plateau, with moral high ground manifesting itself as an optical illusion in the the bearers mind.[/s]

[Mr Comedy]

I've heard that we're going to hear a medley of hits:

Clam every mountain
When you fish upon a star
Nearer my cod to Thee
Roe, roe, roe your boat
The impossible Breem
Whale meeet again
Hakuna Ma-tuna

Oraysis may make an appearance as well.

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[eagle]

Clammad have just confirmed, as have Eel L.O.