Beware of the Beast

[Manic23]

I was sitting typing out a history essay the other night when I became aware I was being watched by something...not human. The room was ice cold from the window being open, but I minded not, for the cool breeze from the early springs night refreshed me in my fatigued state.

But all of a sudden, I knew I was not alone, as I saw two green eyes staring at me...looking right at me through our newly installed blinds. I knew it was too late to make a run for it, I was doomed, and that's when it pounced...

STUPID FAT GINGER CAT! Scared the fucking life out of me!! Has anyone else seen the size of the damn thing? It must have been cross bred with a siberian tiger! Then, after scaring the shit out of me, the wee bastard just perched on a nearby table and watched me, knowing how uncomforable it was making me.

Just letting others know, the little shit is still on the prowl....


EDITED FOR DUMBASS SPELLING MISTAKES

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[andrewdalgleish]

he's such a lovely cat. leave him alone.

[Jonny_G]

The cat rules. The end.

[Manic23]

Im not arguing if the thing is 'lovely' or 'it rules', Im just saying beware, for that thing WILL kill one of these days, I can see the bloodlust in his eyes....

[alw6]

I have seen that cat chase a doberman down the street. It is evil

[andrewdalgleish]

it's not evil!!
it's really nice.

[Manic23]

[s]andrewdalgleish wrote on 20:31, 18th May 2004:
it's not evil!!
it's really nice.


I nearly sat on it the other night in the computer room-thank God I saw it at the last second-it probably would've mauled/eaten me

[alw6]

[s]andrewdalgleish wrote on 20:31, 18th May 2004:
it's not evil!!
it's really nice.



It was chasing a doberman! How is that nice? Anyway, all cats are evil

[prince_valiant]

dudes, the cat is called Hamish. I've never really spent the time on him, cuz i'm not a cat kinda person, but i know some people who have. One moment it'll be all purring, and rubbing up around your feet, then it'll be biting you the next. Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde. I think the cat has serious issues. Mebbe it was abused as a child. By students. At regs...