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Postby Spaceman Spiff on Tue May 18, 2004 8:58 am

Okay sitting here struggling to get on with some revision which aint happening so were gonna play a little game. Yes children a fun little activity which goes like this. On esentence is used to start off and each post adds a new one to create a fantastically exciting story!!

here goes


Once upon a time in the land of Standrewiania..........
Hat or banana? Think of the philosphical ramifications..... banana, banana, banana!
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Postby legohead on Tue May 18, 2004 9:04 am

there was a wee man called rusty who lived in a tequila bottle...
This is for all those headless acrobats
faces crushed in the circus dust
all in the name of gravity
and the price of admission
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Postby Chain Mailer on Tue May 18, 2004 10:12 am

Who was eaten by the tequilla worm before it jumped into the sea and...



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Postby Steveo on Tue May 18, 2004 10:22 am

...died. Now back in the union...

[hr][s]What a beautiful world this will be .... what a glorious time to be free[/s]
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Postby munchingfoo on Tue May 18, 2004 10:23 am

His muscle bound brother frank.
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve
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Postby loretta on Tue May 18, 2004 10:25 am

Eats a very nice panini
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Postby Pinky but Perky on Tue May 18, 2004 10:28 am

but realised that it stank of cheese and gloworms and had an allergic reaction which...
the knack is finding a grape that actually looks edible....damn you Tesco!
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Postby legohead on Tue May 18, 2004 10:28 am

after being energised by the snack, big Frank runs out of the union and jumps into a waiting big red car. pedal to the metal, and he speeds off to...
This is for all those headless acrobats
faces crushed in the circus dust
all in the name of gravity
and the price of admission
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Postby Tyler Fincher on Tue May 18, 2004 11:12 am

Boots for some radioactive poisoning cure.
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Postby Lenana on Tue May 18, 2004 11:14 am

The pharmacist looks at him in awe, and says...
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Postby Manic23 on Tue May 18, 2004 11:24 am

"Excuse me love, you haven't got a very good pair of tits"
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Postby Campbell on Tue May 18, 2004 11:25 am

"That's because i'm a man, you wanker, i just need to go to the gym a little more"
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Postby legohead on Tue May 18, 2004 11:33 am

the pharmasist hands over the cure with a sniff, and Big Frank tips the pills down his throat. the radiation is gone, but to his horror he discovers that...
This is for all those headless acrobats
faces crushed in the circus dust
all in the name of gravity
and the price of admission
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Postby tintin on Tue May 18, 2004 11:40 am

he's starting to sprout...
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Postby grousefanatic on Tue May 18, 2004 2:09 pm

A very good pair of tits
veni vidi nates calce concidi - i came, i saw, i kicked ass
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Postby Chain Mailer on Tue May 18, 2004 2:18 pm

but then he realises that they're not tits at all and in fact two bald dwarves are growing out of his chest!


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Postby sly on Tue May 18, 2004 2:30 pm

he names them:
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Postby ka25 on Tue May 18, 2004 2:47 pm

humperdink and...

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Postby Slash wannabe on Tue May 18, 2004 2:50 pm

..dinkerhump because they reminded him..

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Postby Pender Native on Tue May 18, 2004 3:01 pm

Of the small evil man in 'the Pincess Bride'.
"I have seen flowers come in stony places
And kind things done by men with ugly faces,
And the gold cup won by the worst horse at the races,
So I trust, too."
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