by flarewearer on Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:18 pm
I was walking down said street one day a few years back, and observed some of the bucky brigade hassling the guards at the Vic. The guards told them to bugger off, and bugger off they did, but head ned knocked back the last of his tonic-wine and lobbed the bottle over his shoulder (without looking) in the direction of the doormen at the Vic. The doormen had their backs turned and it missed them only by inches (certainly brought them round sharpish though)... And as per usual, the CCTV camera was pointing the wrong way.
Unfortunately, shooting is too good for some people, it doesn't learn them their lesson. I hereby suggest that such scum on the face of society be given a good old-fashioned trip to the stocks, where they be fastened securely for a day and have the general public be allowed to taunt them, call them "HAW YOU SPECCY C*NT" and throw various items at them.
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