NEDS!

[Cain]

queaky northern irish ned voices? how can you resist?

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I will diminish, and go into fourth year, and remain Cain

[Slash wannabe]

Haw man yer maw. What you sayin, i'll pure do you ya dick! Ha ha ya pure dobber boy! Mon then?

Sorry couldn't help myself.

On the night of the KK ball the Neds that hang around Tesco sometimes were shouting abuse at a limo going by and one of the guys rolled down the window and shouted back " Go get jobs ". It was quite a funny moment.

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[Manic23]

[s]Mutley wrote on 14:03, 12th May 2004:
In my native norn' ir'land wee have a special breed of NED known as the spide or the 'steek' if you come from belfast check out this fantastic website in their honour




Also, do you get "Pineys" in Belfast? Its just another generic name for a NED but it doesn't seem to be common elsewhere. They're rife in my native homelands of Derry

[Mutley]

Also, do you get "Pineys" in Belfast? Its just another generic name for a NED but it doesn't seem to be common elsewhere. They're rife in my native homelands of Derry
[/i]

I am familar with the breed, but the thorough (in)breed Belfast spide is the 'steek'. The Piney its North/Western cousin. Perhaps the relation between the two is one an anthrpologist may want to mull over

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So how is life, love and the endless pursuit of happiness?

[Quentinfetishwoman]

[s]Mutley wrote on 14:03, 12th May 2004:
In my native norn' ir'land wee have a special breed of NED known as the spide or the 'steek' if you come from belfast, check out this fantastic website in their honour
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online ... erator.htm


[hr]So how is life, love and the endless pursuit of happiness?



Oh believe me, I come from Bangor, the capital of steeks. Luckily I live in the suburbs, away from the actual town centre. I don't think I could bear to live anywhere near High Street. In fact, I refuse to go out in Bangor. Not that theres anywhere decent to go anyway. Bangor is, after all, a dump. The marina is nice though!



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"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[LeopardSkinQueen]

[s]Mutley wrote on 14:03, 12th May 2004:
In my native norn' ir'land wee have a special breed of NED known as the spide or the 'steek' if you come from belfast, check out this fantastic website in their honour
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/no31online ... erator.htm



I saw this awhile ago, but lost the link! Thanks- it's hilarious.

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[s]Log Lady: I heard you speaking about Laura Palmer?
Dale Cooper: Yes?
Log Lady: One day my log will have something to say about this. My log saw something that night.
Dale Cooper: Really. What did it see?
Log Lady: Ask it.
[Cooper hesitates]
Log Lady: I thought so. (walks away)
[/s]

[Humphrey]

Oh god!, Ive signed the guestbook twice now. I think i'm addicted

[tramp]

[s]Mutley wrote on 15:13, 12th May 2004:
Also, do you get "Pineys" in Belfast? Its just another generic name for a NED but it doesn't seem to be common elsewhere. They're rife in my native homelands of Derry




My Irish flatmate speaks about 'skangers' sometimes. does that ring a bell with anoyone? what about 'bams'?

[Quentinfetishwoman]

Well, I know where I come from the girls are called 'millies' or 'millbags'. Never heard 'skanger' before.

[hr]"Horror by definition is the emotion of pure revulsion. Terror by the same standard is that of fearful anticipation"-Dario Argento

[Humphrey]

http://www.john1.20megsfree.com/

Listen to this guy!, didnt know the English language could be butchered this badly

"Jis a little bit about wit we get up ti it n shit.. Well on fridays ma pals jis usually get a booze n stoat aboot a fun little place called widhull or either they jis sit in a gaff.. get mad wae it then cum oot.. Saturdays r better cos normally we jis fuck aboot durin the day then go ti the dancin it night.. We normally hit destiny or archaos.. Unless we'r skintoed tht week or summit. lol.. Durin the week we jis normally fuck aboot.. Few ae ma pals huv motors so u'l probs see them drivin aboot.. N thts about it really "

[amac]

They've got a list of e-mail addresses on it!! So, so tempting to do something...

[Humphrey]

http://www.auchinairn-young-team.4t.com/

This chap apparently believes that 'Buckfast makes you fuckfast', no you moron it makes you fucked fast, sheesh!. The photos on this page made me laugh until milk ran out of my nose.

[Humphrey]

http://www.young.shaney.freewebspace.com/index.html

This guy has even scanned in a Buckfast label!

[alw6]

Oh My God. I thought the ones in my town were bad (we call them kevs), but I dont think any of them have websites telling you to sign the fuckin guestbook1 Absolutely hillarious! Thankyou for brightening my day!

[Humphrey]

More when I find them

[Wong]

I'm rather distressed simply reading those crimes against HTML. It's amazing how these people can ignore the rules of English, web page design and indeed common sense all at once!

[hr]You would not feel sadness if you never tasted joy
That's the curse of humans - born in passion, you destroy

[Cloud]

Those websites make me feel ill.

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[oddly familiar]

I quote:

"Jis a little bit about wit we get up ti it n shit..

Well on fridays ma pals jis usually get a booze n stoat aboot a fun little place called widhull or either they jis sit in a gaff.. get mad wae it then cum oot..

Saturdays r better cos normally we jis fuck aboot durin the day then go ti the dancin it night.

Durin the week we jis normally fuck aboot."

ahhhh.... to be a ned. must be a fun filled life really, mustnt it?

Also, a little further on, we're told that if we "HINK ANY AE MA PALS R NICE LOOKIN OR WITEVA.. LEAVE A MSG ON E G.BOOK"

right.....

[hr]When she walks,
Oh the wind blows and the angels sing,
But she doesnt notice me

[Mr Comedy]

Am 16 n go tae st ambrose a left then decided tae go bak coz wurkin is pure mega shite!!a luv gittin steamin at the weekend drinkin the el buck wine thats shit is class a could live on it!!av got a wee badage on ma han the noo a got a operation coz a punched sebi on the mouth n hes a black bastard n he infected ma han!

[hr]"[I am] a hardened and shameless tea drinker, who for twenty years diluted his meals with only the infusion of the fascinating plant; who with tea amused the evening, with tea solaced the midnight, and with tea welcomed the morning.
-Samuel Johnson

[Humphrey]

http://www.pjyst.tk/

It surprises me that Neds can put together sites of this quality yet still be sub literate

http://www.youngtoryglentoi.freewebspace.com/index.html

This Ned page is still clearly in its infancy, all the enterprising youngster has managed to do is scrawl some unintelligible rubbish on the front page
e.g

"there will be a NOT A NED page fur aw u fuckin chess players and english bastards tae introduce yae tae the world of a glasga ned.
thena Y.T.T NO FUCKIN 1 page tae tell yae aw yae need tae know aboot oor gang.reacent (slashings,boxes etc)"

Still, I'm an optimist and these are early days so I expect big things.