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Postby tickly leg on Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:47 pm

While bored one evening, we were discussing priorities in life. As girls, we pondered whether we'd rather lose a limb or our clitoris... so boys;
Would you rather sacrifice your penis or a limb???
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Postby Humphrey on Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:51 pm

bye bye leg
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Postby Cain on Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:16 pm

in the interests of keeping a running total... it says "leg" but "limb" would be more accurate.
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Postby Wong on Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:18 pm

I would possibly sacrifice a leg... but not an arm. Actually, I don't know. I rather hope never to be in the position to have to choose!

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Postby tickly leg on Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:22 pm

I'd love to know boys' reasoning! Let's not leave the girls out... live without your clitoris or a limb??
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Postby Manic23 on Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:05 pm

I think I'd probably sacrifice any part of my body before giving up Mini Manic23

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Postby Haunted on Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:45 pm

If I'd lost my penis there would be no more need of my arm anyway. Yeah I'd go with leg
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Postby Newty on Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:57 pm

[s]tickly leg wrote on 19:47, 20th Oct 2004:
While bored one evening, we were discussing priorities in life. As girls, we pondered whether we'd rather lose a limb or our clitoris... so boys;
Would you rather sacrifice your penis or a limb???



You never told us your conclusion...
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Postby Happy-Go-Lucky on Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:03 pm

Ah come on! Boys, you really place too much importance on your penises. I would rather loose a clit than a limb. Yeah, it's nice having one, but loosing a limb would be detrimental to all every day simple tasks and render me completely unable to do mny things for my whole life. A lost clit would only affect a comparatively short moment in my life, and wouldn't prevent me enjoying the rest of the experience. Of course, I'd rather loose neither, but I've made my point.
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Postby Zombie Sheep on Wed Oct 20, 2004 9:28 pm

If it happened, you could choose to get rid of a limb and then get one of those ones that moves and things. Of course, you could get a prosthetic penis, but I guess half the fun would be lost there.
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Postby tickly leg on Wed Oct 20, 2004 10:39 pm

[s]Newty wrote on 22:57, 20th Oct 2004:
[s]tickly leg wrote on 19:47, 20th Oct 2004:[i]
While bored one evening, we were discussing priorities in life. As girls, we pondered whether we'd rather lose a limb or our clitoris... so boys;
Would you rather sacrifice your penis or a limb???



You never told us your conclusion...
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I suppose rationally the answer would be to sacrifice the clitoris. HOWEVER, we've never been known for our rationality so at least when we lost the limb we'd still be able to make ourselves feel better...
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Postby Light the Rag on Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:46 am

[s][b:hq6893ew]Newty wrote on 22:57, 20th Oct 2004:[/b:hq6893ew][i:hq6893ew]
[s][b:hq6893ew]tickly leg wrote on 19:47, 20th Oct 2004:[/b:hq6893ew]
While bored one evening, we were discussing priorities in life. As girls, we pondered whether we'd rather lose a limb or our clitoris... so boys;
Would you rather sacrifice your penis or a limb???
[/i:hq6893ew]


You never told us your conclusion...



I suppose rationally the answer would be to sacrifice the clitoris. HOWEVER, we've never been known for our rationality so at least when we lost the limb we'd still be able to make ourselves feel better...
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Postby ka25 on Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:38 am

i voted leg because i assume that one day i will want to have kids. plus, with advancements in technology, i could still run around with them and pretty much live a completely normal life.
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Postby Pender Native on Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:44 am

[s]ka25 wrote on 10:38, 21st Oct 2004:
i voted leg because i assume that one day i will want to have kids. plus, with advancements in technology, i could still run around with them and pretty much live a completely normal life.


Sorry, what does your clitoris have to do with having children? Losing it wouldn't make you infertile!

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Postby ka25 on Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:49 am

have to say sorry for not making it more obvious that i am a guy.
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Postby Pender Native on Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:09 am

[s]ka25 wrote on 10:49, 21st Oct 2004:
have to say sorry for not making it more obvious that i am a guy.



ah! Sorry!
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Postby JonCore on Thu Oct 21, 2004 9:39 am

Well, in this case, I'd rather lose a leg than my penis. I've only got one penis, and two legs. For women, you might say you'd rather lose your clitoris but surely it should really be the fact that you'd lose your vagina.. Plus you can still enjoy sex without a clitoris, because you have a G-spot. It would be unfair not to warn the guy first though otherwise he'd spend ages looking for it and that would be demoralising.

To summarise, i'll stick to losing a leg over my penis, because I would look dashing with a wooden leg. I really want to be a pirate.
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Postby quarterstaff on Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:13 am

[s]JonCore wrote on 11:39, 21st Oct 2004:
Well, in this case, I'd rather lose a leg than my penis. I've only got one penis, and two legs. For women, you might say you'd rather lose your clitoris but surely it should really be the fact that you'd lose your vagina.. Plus you can still enjoy sex without a clitoris, because you have a G-spot. It would be unfair not to warn the guy first though otherwise he'd spend ages looking for it and that would be demoralising.

To summarise, i'll stick to losing a leg over my penis, because I would look dashing with a wooden leg. I really want to be a pirate.


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Postby rob 'f*ck off' wine boy on Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:33 am

I'd seriously hate to be involved in anything involving a man without a penis trying to have sex, while being pleasured through the use of his prostate. Seriously seriously.
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Postby I say on Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:30 pm

Prostate power?

Bugger that!
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