120 Questions...

[Duggeh]

The one from Team America is pretty comedy, and the one from Wild Things is famous, but kinda crap, I havent seen Eyes Wide Shut, but thats supposed to have the best.


What do you do when you're in the loo and you realise theres no loo roll left?

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[munchingfoo]

There are a number of possibilites. The first is ripping the empty loo roll tube appart. Secondly, we usually read our junk mail in the toilet, always good for the once yearly emergency. Thirdly, do it arab style. you will have to wash your hand for hours but atleast you will be clean.

How much revision have you done.

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My entire life in boolean logic

¬emptyGlass(pint) => drinking(Andy)
emptyGlass(pint) AND ¬stomache(full) => buy(pint)
emptyGlass(pint) AND stomache(full) => buy(vodka)
emptyGlass(vodka) => buy(vodka)
¬emptyGlass(vodka) => drinking(Andy) [/s]

[Bread Roll]

None, as I have no exams.

If you were forced to choose:

a) Penny's head on Claire's body
b) Carol's head on Penny's body
c) Simon's head on Kurt's body
d) Brain's head on the donkey's body

(I have experienced a Teachers overload apparently)

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Gerard Way

[johness]

Simon's head on Kurt's body. Carol! ew! Teachers is great.

do you dream in colour? (a friend of mine told me she only ever dreams in black and white :s)

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[Rufus]

Yep. Always in colour, although smetimes they can have more of a blue or green tinge than anything else.


What is the vilest thing you have ever eaten?

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'Do you remember how long the days were when you were a child?'

[flossy]

You name it, I've probably eaten it for cash.
Cat food is actually quite nice. Ear wax is pretty minging. Probs the vilest was piece of skin from inside a mate's plastercast.

What was your first kiss like?

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Rippy up yeah, onde danceflo, widde moocow, swoss there fo.

[Duggeh]

Not too good, the girl in question turned into a frog.


does anyone here actually enjoy exams?

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[Bread Roll]

I used to at school when the questions were things like:

Which salt is made when calcium carbonate reacts with hydrochloric acid?

Now I HATE exams because they have questions like:

'War was always the central institution of the state system. It still is' Discuss.

Grrrrrrr.

Spring or Summer?


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Gerard Way

[the reason for the word w]

SUMMER. Considering that April was spring - April was crap...

What is your favourite daydream?

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What ravages of spirit
conjured this temptuous rage
created you a monster
broken by the rules of love

[bramble]

Winning an Olympic gold medal

What was your weirdest dream?

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I want the sun to shine on me, i want the truth to set me free. If i jumped into the ocean to believe, if i climbed a mountain would i have to reach?

[the racing tortoise]

smoking various substances with various historical, allegorical or political people.

ahh Jesus is great when you have the munchies.

spend your life wrongfully in prison
or
spend your life selling your body.

edited as this was a reply to daydreams
I had a dream I could run up walls and on roofes.
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It could be worse, your hair could be on fire.

if your hair is on fire it still could be worse, your other hair could be on fire.

[flarewearer]

Selling my body (for medical testing, feeding starving nations and fashioning small trinkets from)

Have you seen a UFO?

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[bramble]

No but i have seen more than one ghost!

Who is your most favourite person in the world right now?

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I want the sun to shine on me, i want the truth to set me free. If i jumped into the ocean to believe, if i climbed a mountain would i have to reach?

[raheli]

you of course, bramble!

if you could have an impractical pet, what would it be?

[Cain]

an echidna

when was the last time that you were truly happy?

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I hold an element of surprise

[bramble]

Yesterday morning, because i got fluffles
They always make me happy

What are your plans for after exams? Are you staying up here to party or going straight home or on holiday?

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I want the sun to shine on me, i want the truth to set me free. If i jumped into the ocean to believe, if i climbed a mountain would i have to reach?

[JM]

here till the last day - refusing to let go of the door frame with people trying to drag me out.

other than that though, do you have a job for the summer? if so, what?

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"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[johness]

yep, waiting tables. Actually love doing it and really looking forward to banter with chefs. Granted, I do have the best holiday in the world, ever, planned for the seven weeks following nightmare 16 hour shifts.

do you have a tattoo? If so, what of and where?

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[s]Hail to whatever you found in the sunlight[/s]

[the reason for the word w]

No, not yet. But I'm intending to get one once I have fled the reach of my tatoo-hating parents. It will be a small scorpion on the lower back. So ask again in 5 years or so (if I managed to drink up the courage).

Do you hate the St Andrews bunny population or do you think they are the cutest thing ever?

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What ravages of spirit
conjured this temptuous rage
created you a monster
broken by the rules of love

[queen of scots]

I love the bunnies! They're definitely cute!

What do you think is the worst thing about St Andrews in the summer?


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Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.