"Anyway like i give a fuck you were probably some bird i had a one night stand with - or some bird who fancied me - and i just didnt give a toss.
well boo hoo for you babe.
Get a life.
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he, he, he!! Anyone who knows you can surely see how utterly hilarious these comments are!!!
"gee man what is it with all this dave is a nice guy all of a sudden marlarky!!!" - you said it yourself - it's malarkey!!! You're not really a nice guy, so perhaps that answers your question!!!
Go on, make my day and accuse me of also being a jilted admirer... or have you got something better up your sleeve? You've gotta laugh!!
