Here it is. The Super Secret Recipe for those little balls of heaven. I expect undying gratitude for this.
3 cups Bisquick - This is an American product that can be procured in some places, but I don't know of anywhere in St. Andrews. Next time you're in Edinburgh, try Jenners. Or, alternatively, you can mix it up yourself by following this recipe:
http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf747410.tip.html Though you'll probably want to cut it down.
2 cups grated cheddar cheese - I usually go wild and use 3 cups, because I think we can all agree - cheesier is better.
1 lb sausage - It might be best to go to a butcher for this, but what I usually do is get a package of nice sausages - Cumberland works pretty well - and squeeze the meat out of the casings. Kind of gross, but the end result is so worth it.
Water as needed.
Right, so you mix the bisquick, cheese, and sausage together in a big bowl with a bit of water. Use enough water to make a cohesive dough. You don't want it to be dry, but you don't want it to be soupy. Mix it up by hand until everything is totally blended together. Roll the dough into balls about 1.5" in diameter. Put the balls onto a baking sheet - they can be pretty close together because they don't puff up very much. Bake for 15 minutesish on 175. Take them out when they're golden brown. Enjoy! These are the perfect party food, perfect drinking food, awesome breakfast food, fabulous snack...if you have any left over, you can stick them in the fridge and reheat them later.
ALTERNATIVELY....
For the vegetarians and/or health conscious:
You can use broccoli instead of sausage. Take a good sized thing of broccoli, and cut off the florets. Chop the florets very fine. Mix it with the other ingredients, add salt and pepper to taste, bake the same as the other version. This is also incredibly tasty.
You all owe me. Forever. That is all.