by Tom Plant on Fri Mar 21, 2003 12:46 am
Well, as an "ignorant liberal," I thought I'd better pick out a couple of choice quotes highlighting the other "ignorant liberals" who can, of course, not compare to the impenetrable fortress of Andrew Bailey's intellect:
1. "Nearly 600 Cambridge dons are calling on the government to avoid a war with Iraq.
"A petition, signed by 582 of the university's 4,200 academic staff, including Nobel prize winners and royal scientists, was delivered to Downing Street this week.
2. Oxford's ignorami also submitted a petition,
"The signatories include eight heads of colleges, five Regius professors, nine fellows of the Royal Society, 22 fellows of the British Academy and 72 university professors.
"In little more than two weeks, the petition was signed by some of Oxford's top academics, including 34 fellows of the Royal Society and the British Academy, four college heads and about 90 professors.
"The list includes two well-known honorary graduates of the university, the linguist Noam Chomsky and artist Brigit Riley, who sought to have their names added."
But at least we have the strong authority of our knowledgeable government to justify the war:
"Downing Street was last night plunged into acute international embarrassment after it emerged that large parts of the British government's latest dossier on Iraq - allegedly based on "intelligence material" - were taken from published academic articles, some of them several years old."
By launching our attacks yesterday, we have destroyed the credibility of the UN and broken the alliances set up after WW2. By utilizing Bush's 'preemptive strike' strategy, we have tipped the balance which kept us safe throughout the Cold War. We have also completely forfeited the trust of other rogue nations. For example:
"Go on, North Korea, disarm those nukes... We won't attack you, promise!"
Will anyone ever trust us again?
What a great precedent we've set, thanks to such forward thinking as Mr Bailey's. Shame those stupid Europeans wouldn't join in the fun, eh? Ah well, they must just be as ignorant as I am.