Never ending story

[kas48]

At that point she discovered that her lover was actually a robot, and indestructable. The dwarf was as surprised as she was, and said...

[hr]

The bird with the thorn in its breast, it follows an immutable law. It is driven by it knows not what to impale itself, and die singing. At the very instant that the thorn enters there is no awareness in it of the dying to come; it simply sings and sings until there is not the life left to sing another note. But we, when we put the thorns in our breasts, we know. We know and still we do it. Still we do it.

[Duggeh]

And there will be a test on all of this next time.

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Duggeh: Master Of Ceremonies

[JM]

stunned, she gasped "i f'd a robot? n i thought i was rusty in bed?"

she grabbed her clothes and jumped through the window, falling down, she landed on a...

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[papercutheart]

that's riiiight

[hr]

[Malcolm]

But she discovered she'd landed inside New Hall, and thought "that's wrong"...

[hr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

[Telinar]

So she ran across the North Haugh and ran into a dashing young man who went by the name of Telinar...

[hr]

http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[Smith]

who was an arrogant twat so she kicked him where it hurts..

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

[Telinar]

But she missed and fell on her face. So Telinar, sensing her displeasure made a swift exit to places unknown...

[hr]

http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[novium]

"What the hell is going on?" she thought. "My life hasn't made any sense since i snubbed that guy because he was a nonsmoker. Things are just so weird."
So she made a new vow, to find the guy and see if that would fix things.

[hr]

"those who wish to be feared must inevitably be afraid of those whom they intimidate"
"In anger nothing right or judicious can be done."

[JM]

so, in her naivety(?) she set off in search of her nameless man. suddenly with a screeching noise 2 winged monsters attacked - oh no, it was the new hall ducks...

(side note: her life sucks! )

[hr]

"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[illetyouin]

oh no, it wasnt! it was....DR NEUKIRCH grrrr

[theflirt]

So she started shouting obscenities (sp?) like, "maths sucks" and ran for her life up to Kinburn park, only to....

[hr]

Oh pants!

[The Yettoner]

...run into Brian Lang, who smiled smugly and asked if she'd like to donate to the university book fund.

[hr]

"Faith is being sure of what you hope for and certain of what you do not see." - Hebrews 11:1

[Garnet]

She dug deep into her pockets, only to find...

[hr]


http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37106569

Man makes a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man

[Gubbins]

...a tortoise on a string, dressed in a tuxedo and singing Verdi with a Russian accent.

[hr]

...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[ParisInTheAutumn]

Before she had time to think, out of no where, a giant foot squashed Brian Lang on the ground.

[Malcolm]

She then thought "Fuck it, I need a drink", and promptly legged it to the Raisin, where she...

[hr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

[Haunted]

...Burned the place to the ground as an offering to the god of...

[Rufus]

clitoral disfunction. God knows he had enough on his celestial plate.
As she stood in the flickering glow of fire she heard a familiar rasping voice behind her, she spun round, dishevelled and burnt, only to find...

[Garnet]

the ghost of Shakesphere

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http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37106569

Man makes a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man