Never ending story

[Nymphomanic]

who was waiting for Godot to arrive

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Wielding her lightsaber like a spastic cat on steroids, she somersaulted over the heads of madding crowd, screaming:

[Bizarre Atheist]

"You foolish crowd! The Union is an impenetrable fortress at this hour of 11.31 on a Tuesday!! Get ye hence from here!"

Suddenly everyone burst out singing...

[Malcolm]

The Gaudeamus.

She wielded her lightsaber for a while longer, and ventured hence forth to Empire, where she ordered...

[hr]

"I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze."

[Nymphomanic]

eight naked english literature professors to stri on the counter


[hr]

I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Smith]

with a`side order of chips and cheese, covered in...

[hr]

Cake, and fine wine.

[papercutheart]

toast. The Toast King, infact! For he is the Toast King, and he rules over the moon...even that Nazi Moon Base...

[hr]

[motorhead]

AND the frankenfurter paradise island which he host moon cake party wehere everybody dresses up as little monkeys with human faces and listens to gregorian chants on repeat and revers untill everyone loses control of there bodily functions and watches liverpool man c the next day till one o clock in the afternoon

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

then the beans exploded.

[sweet]

Ka Blam!!! Phil staggered through the dust cloud, one red eye glowing, brandishing the head of....

[Rufus]

...Saddam Hussein's pickled penis. The bastard that sold it to him said it would bring good luck...

[Haunted]

..but then they all died, THE END

[Nymphomanic]

except that her true love turned up and gave her the kiss of life. She woke up looking into they eyes of

[hr]

I read most of the night and go south in winter - wasteland

[Rufus]

...of their lives as they knew them. But hark, what was that searing light afore them?! What was that sweet light music a-drifting into their earsies?

[flarewearer]

Stephen Haraldsen

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[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

Steve impregnated her with but a glance, and then set out to destroy the thronging hordes of smurfs that were so intent on eating all the pie

[Garnet]

One of the smurfs possessed a magical power, the power of...

[hr]


http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37106569

Man makes a beast of himself to get rid of the pain of being a man

[duckgirl]

the bop t-shirt

[Bizarre Atheist]

which he used solely for evil, such as

[hr]

http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[sweet]

that evil possessed by the letting agents and landlords of St Andrews who secretly met in the cathedral grounds under cover of darkness, in the guise of the new hall ducks, to conduct a rite. This consisted of...