Never ending story

[Lyra]

But they came to her, bringing tribute of chocolate, hot water bottles, chocolate, chick flicks, chocolate, painkillers, chocolate and more chocolate.

And she was appeased for a while, until

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The Man With No Name - Danger fits him like a tight black glove


Edited because I missed a comma, and I don't think that chocolate painkillers exist. Unfortunately.

[Gubbins]

Whereupon she got beaten to death by the angry mob... again. Using her immortality powers once more, she also summoned forth a Renault 5 and a donner kebab and...

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...but then again, that is only my opinion.

[Telinar]

drove down Market street at 70mph where she parked INSIDE the Buchanan to attend...

The unreg is mine, sorry.

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http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[Guest]

drove down Market Street at 70mph before parking INSIDE the Buchanan to attend...

[Grandpa]

...a secret orgy with the principle and his office staff, after which they decided to stitch up her wounds from being beaten to death twice, and then give her some of asterix's magic potion, after which she found the biggest hunkiest man of the lot and ripped his pants off. Only to find...

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[s]Cogitationis poenam nemo meretur, facias ipse quod faciamus suades - pax vobiscum.[/s]

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

the tardis

"doctor!" She cried "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORY YOU MEDDLING PRICK"

But the doctor had something dire to tell her

[flarewearer]

, undoing his flies and whipping down his trousers he bellowed "...

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[novium]

"i've got ants in my pants!" And having undone the flies, they were useless, just lying on the floor motionless.
"Oh dear," she said, "...."

Quoting flarewearer from 02:29, 30th Mar 2006
, undoing his flies and whipping down his trousers he bellowed "...

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"those who wish to be feared must inevitably be afraid of those whom they intimidate"
"In anger nothing right or judicious can be done."

[ARTooD2]

bugger..

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Facebook...ruining peoples lives since 2004...

[Telinar]

so she nicked the Tardis after throwing Billie Piper out of it. But the tardis, malfunctioning for the sake of the plot took her to the Union where...

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http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[Bizarre Atheist]

she muttered 'I've been here before, at 11.31 on a Tuesday night...'

Suddenly Billie Piper's eyebrows leapt out of nowhere, and

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http://www.race2paris.co.uk

[Grandpa]

bit her on the cheek, "Gosh, that was a hairy moment", she said, before ordering a pint and asking the barman if he knew the way back to Stranraer because...

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[s]Cogitationis poenam nemo meretur, facias ipse quod faciamus suades - pax vobiscum.[/s]

[Telinar]

that's where she had to go to get her tattie scones. But the barman was from Aberdeen and didn't know where Stranraer was so he...

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http://telinar-beln.deviantart.com or http://standrews.facebook.com/profile.php?id=37105240

[JM]

got her blootered on booze to the point that she...

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"Life can be full of many problems"; this can be translated into "tormenting you is how the big man gets his jollies"

[Manic23]

found Green Wing funny.