Favourite movie line

[juiciestbabygurl]

"I'M GETTIN' SICK AND TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER FUCKIN' PLANE!"

Samuel L Jackson - Sankes on a Plane (obv):P

[DrAlex]

Oddly enough, there were (at least) two versions of that quote. One that starts "enough is enough, I've had it..." and the that starts "That. Is. It! I've had it..."

Don't know why...

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The Sinner: Where no one ever learned "if you haven't got any thing nice to say, don't say anything at all."

[Raindog]

"The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards"! - begbie trainspotting

[munchingfoo]

Quoting raindog from 11:06, 27th Sep 2007
"Like a glove" some random in some random porno that Royce Hunt had in his collection. Said when entering a womans asshole

I'll second this one. Royce truly has some filthy yet humorous porn.

"This is a documentary about a unknown russian girls school."

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Tired Freudian references aside - your mother played my mighty skin flute like a surf crowned sea nymph trying to rouse Poseidon from his watery slumber!

[ojk6]

"Son your ego is writing cheques your body can't cash..."

[greg-o]

"You-you don't got a car?
Everybody's got a car today --
Even bums don't not got a car!
What do you do when you take a chick out,
you go on a bus?
Think you're gonna get laid on a bus?
Think you're gonna give some chick
the fuckin' monster on a bus?"

One of many great ones from One Night At McCool's.

[Guest]

"put neidermeyer on it. he's a sneaky little shit just like you"

drill sergeant: "Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
drill dergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump"

[Garnet]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning", well actually i think there are better lines in that film just can't think of them just now.

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so alive, so full of fire and music!

[Manic23]

"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!" Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

"Smokey my friend, you're entering a world of pain." Walter, The Big Lebowski (I'd put the whole script in here if I could, it's all comedy gold)

"Charlie don't surf." Colonel Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

"It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt." Begbie, Trainspotting

And a final one from the Big Lebowski for good measure: "Fuckin' A, man. I got a rash, man."

[exnihilo]

Not necessarily my favourite, but definitely a good one:

"My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father!"

Brian Cox as Dr Finch in Running with Scissors.

[ka25]

BASEKETBALL

Squeek - Hey Tuttle. I hear your mother's deaf.
Tuttle - My mother's dead you little twerp
Squeek - Oh. I guess that why she didn't move around a lot.

FIGHT CLUB

"We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." -tyler durden

BATMAN

Never rub another man's rhubarb! - Joker

DOGMA

Loki: Never let it be said that your anal-retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results.
Bartleby: You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus.


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[Mr Comedy]

Some classics from Back to the Future:

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Since you're new here, I-I'm gonna cut you a break... today. So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?

Calvin? Wh... Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

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"I am in no way interested in immortality, but only in the taste of tea. " -Lu Tung

[Guest]

'Gump, why are you watching that STUPID SHIT? Turn it off!' - Amputee Soldier in Forrest Gump's Vietnam War Hospital.

and

'Here she comes to WRECK THE DAY!!!!' - Jim Carrey as Fletcher in Liar Liar.

[LK Today]

"But I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina"

- Mean Girls

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[eagle]

So many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context.

[felix]

Quoting raindog from 11:06, 27th Sep 2007
"Like a glove" some random in some random porno that Royce Hunt had in his collection. Said when entering a womans asshole

Also a quote from Ace Ventura, when he parks the car.

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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

[ka25]

Quoting eagle from 18:52, 3rd Jun 2008
So many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context.

The title of the thread is favourite movie lines though so each to there own

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[Bizarre Atheist]

Time to go back from whence you came, anal-dwelling butt-monkey!

Jim Carey as Bruce in 'Bruce Almighty'.

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[eagle]

Quoting ka25 from 09:27, 4th Jun 2008

Quoting eagle from 18:52, 3rd Jun 2008
So many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context.

The title of the thread is favourite movie lines though so each to there own

"In my opinion, so many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context."

Hope that's better.

[s]PS *their*

[ka25]

Quoting eagle from 12:09, 4th Jun 2008

Quoting ka25 from 09:27, 4th Jun 2008

Quoting eagle from 18:52, 3rd Jun 2008
So many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context.

The title of the thread is favourite movie lines though so each to there own

"In my opinion, so many of these quotes are only good quotes when in context."

Hope that's better.

[s]PS *their*

Cheers. always forget that one

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