Making love to your hand(s)

[madmanjock]

How great is it? No fear of pregnancy, disease (hopefully), phone calls or damage to reputation.

Guys have known well before it was suggested that masturbation is in fact good for you, as it could help fight prostate cancer ( http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn4861.html ). But did you girls know it can help relieve menstural cramps? Why don't you give your hand a bit more ME time? It's not disgusting or anything.

Any more informative discussion on masturbation is welcome in this thread.

[rob 'f*ck off' wine boy]

I made love to the hand, and now it isn't talking to me. The face won't speak to me either. Please help

[Raindog]

I tried to make love to my face but i couldn't reach, i think my face is shy. I might have three ribs removed like prince.

[fluffy]

mmmm... don't know about you but there's no making love, even to the hand, during the era of menstrual cramps.. big yuck!!

[hr]

dev ksereis, alla eimai trella erotebmevei mazi sou..

[Anonymous/b]

big yuck!!

seconded

quick tip, sit on ur arm to make it feel like someone else is doing it, or try swapping hands - it;s like a breath of fresh air

[Frank]

In our relativity class yesterday we were instructed to "Complete the exercise by your own hand..." and later (and somewhat more exasperatedly) "Just do it by your own hand!"

It seems even research physicists agree that there's benefits in this. It allegedly helps you learn stuff!

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

[romantic]

Quoting Frank from 10:14, 26th Oct 2007
In our relativity class yesterday we were instructed to "Complete the exercise by your own hand..." and later (and somewhat more exasperatedly) "Just do it by your own hand!"

It seems even research physicists agree that there's benefits in this. It allegedly helps you learn stuff!

[hr]

"There is only ever one truth. Things are always black or white, there's no such thing as a shade of grey. If you think that something is a shade of grey it simply means that you don't fully understand the situation. The truth is narrow and the path of the pursuit of truth is similarly narrow."
Also, some years later:
"here we are arguing about a few uppity troublemakers with a bee in their bonnet and a conspiracy theory."

The best ever was when a rather old physics lecturer said:

"Satisfy yourself that this result is correct. If you can't satisfy yourself, come to my office and I'll satisfy you."