Guess the film from exactly 20 words

[Anon.]

Quoting bdw from 00:01, 10th Jan 2008
32) London Borough dismiss swimming-pool proposal. Decision overturned after Burgundian booty discovered, pre-Schengen border controls and cockneys nick the water anyway.

Passport to Pimlico?

33) Goddamn bats reptiles rednecks dead grandmother bathtub Zorro diner Barbra Streisand fraud and no it doesn't look like a cockroach

[Legion]

33) - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

34) Air crash, petrol pump, lithium, lying, yelling into quarry, wallpaper shirt, many dead pets, oh- and a funeral. Hey Large!

[ka25]

Garden state

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[ka25]

35) Quick stop fire, off to florida, boss pregnant, one trilogy, hobbit love, donkey love, taking it back, quick stop reborn

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[niall]

clerks 2?

[Laura]

36) London theatre director has mid-life crisis and lusts after girl compared to species of shrub and grateful dead album

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"When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence."