Opinion of men needed

[Guest]

Where would you put these women in order of attractivness??

Rihanna
Scarlett Johnasson
Kelly Brook
Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton
Lily Cole
Keira Knightley

and WHY???

[munchingfoo]

Men are great.

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“ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading”

[Craig]

It does not matter where they are. They are all below MEN.

[fat bastard]

they're all munters

(no idea who lily cole is)

-stupid song
-stupid face
-stupid
-retarded
-retarded
-no idea
-annoying

[rodney]

Keira Knightley and then the rest in no particular order

Quoting fat bastard from 06:57, 27th May 2008
they're all munters

(no idea who lily cole is)

-stupid song
-stupid face
-stupid
-retarded
-retarded
-no idea
-annoying

[hr]

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

[James01]

Quoting rodney from 08:14, 27th May 2008
Keira Knightley and then the rest in no particular order

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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Keira Knightley, Scarlett Johnasson, Rhianna then the rest in no particular order

[Legion]

Men are indeed, great. I respect men.

[Hennessy]

I enjoy the company of men, some are my best friends, so my opinion of them is generally good. I'd say I like them a lot less than women for some things though, but you cant beat a pint with your mates over the nag-fest that is shopping with a girl.

EDIT:
Oh yeah...
Scarlett Johansson #1
Keira Knightley close #2
Kelly Brook #3
Lily Cole #4
Paris Hilton #5
Nicole Ritchie #6

In descending order of class and simple loveliness.


[hr]

"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[Hennessy]

[hr]

"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[Jay]

Scarlett Johansson for overall loveliness.
Keira Knightley if she wasn't so thin.

the rest aren't really worth bothering with in my opinion...

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Friends applaud, the comedy is over. (Beethoven, on his deathbed)

[Steveo]

Kelly Brook is the most attractive, simply to look at.

Keira Knightly is just too thin.

Scarlett Johnasson sometimes looks stunning, but sometimes looks just plain strange.

The rest I couldn't give a hoot about, except to say that Nicole Rich-Tea and Paris "I'm a filthy, filthy skank" Hilton, having unfortunately seen them on TV at some stage, should be shot.

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Get off my internet.

[Gealle]

We're men! We're men in tights, we roam around the forest looking for fights.

We're men! We're men in tights, we rob from the rich and give to the poor - that's right!

We may look like sissies, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.

We're men! (Manly men!) We're men in tights. (Tight tights.)...

Etc Etc


By the way... They're all dogs.

[hr]

So someone asked me "What is it you do?". I thought about it for a minute. Then I thought about it a little more. All the while I probably looked like I was staring in to space, struggling for an answer. And I was. There was only one response I could really give.

"I make sure the shit stays off the fan."

[the_third_man]

I must say that I've never heard of any of them...

Have any of them done something important?

[TheUnixKid]

Quoting from 23:35, 26th May 2008
Where would you put these women in order of attractivness??

Rihanna
Scarlett Johnasson
Kelly Brook
Nicole Richie
Paris Hilton
Lily Cole
Keira Knightley

and WHY???

Basing this on google search for the people I didn't recognise:

Looks:
Scarlett J (when hot not frumpy)
Kelly Brook
Lily C
Keira K
Rihanna
Paris H and Nicole Richie

Personality:
Only Scarlett would do, the rest are complete fuckers

Beauty's in the eye of the beholder etc so there are no useful reasons but Scarlett J is hot and doesn't seem to stupid. Kelly B is attractive but dumb, the others aren't very attractive and certainly aren't intelligent.

[Dave the Explosive Newt]

I'm sure I've said this before but, while I've no doubt Scarlett Johannsen is lovely, Kiera K would be utter dynamight in bed.

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Mmmmmmm, cake.
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[TheUnixKid]

shes too thin in my opinion and it'd be hard to look past the fact she's incredibly annoying

[eagle]

My name is Domino Harvey, and I'm a bounty hunter.

*cue remarks about how she could hunt my bounty*

[hector khan]

No, she really is too thin. It'd be like fucking a cheese grater.

[Hennessy]

"Yep, you want a big fat minger in the sack every time" is basically what you're saying.

Then again it wouldnt be fun to have sex with a thin girl if she's running out to throw up her dinner before/after (hopefully not after, would give me the strong impression she didnt enjoy it)

[hr]

"What happened to Spoon?"
"There is no Spoon"
Dog Soldiers

[Animal]

We're saying we want a woman with substance.