I Saw You.... staring at me.....

[RandomMusings]

..... from the shelf in the store. So I reached over and picked you up.


Tesco Gammon Joint with a Honey Glaze for Tea. Yum. Reduced and all!

(Why can't I sleep at normal hours?)

[orudge]

Have you scanned or swiped your Clubcard?

[SchizophrenicCabbage]

Unexpected item in bagging area.

[Too far?!]

[Ruru Hedgehog]

I'm just assuming that he waited until he got out of such a place until he utilised the self-service option...

[RandomMusings]

It was all about the playful high-pitched 'beep' of said self-service checkout, followed by the polite but firm request of the 'voice within'...... please take your items

[SchizophrenicCabbage]

Who said anything about a check-out?!