Michael Jackson is dead!!!

[turtledovefiddler]

Love him or loathe him, he was a genius and the world won't be the same agin!

[orudge]

Well, depending on who you ask, he is supposedly in a coma, alive, or dead. Maybe all three at once.

[orudge]

And it seems he is now "officially" dead. As is Twitter, it seems.

[schmod]

Well, depending on who you ask, he is supposedly in a coma, alive, or dead. Maybe all three at once.

Quantum Jackson?

[schmod]

And it seems he is now "officially" dead. As is Twitter, it seems.

Oh, wait.... Looks like the nosefunction collapsed.

[jequirity]

I'm speechless that you could be so insensitive. Beat it

[Frank]

Fresh from the minds of oodles of similarly thinking people:

It wasn't skin cancer;
It wasn't lycanthropy;
The revival tour hadn't begun yet;
I blame it on the boogie!

[Power Metal Dom]

Michael Jackson is dead. White Michael Jackson, you must mean. Black Michael Jackson died years ago.

[Guest]

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

[Haunted]

At least there's decent music on the radio

[Ruru Hedgehog]

Well, depending on who you ask, he is supposedly in a coma, alive, or dead. Maybe all three at once.

Quantum Jackson?

Schrodinger's Pop Artist.


It seems there are alot of people being insensitive about this whole death thing. There are people in the world who are deeply affected by this. It seems a shame that the man has been dead for barely a day, and already there are a MULTITUDE of jokes circulating.

Still, saying that, I am largely indifferent to his death.
All I can think about is all of those people who need to refund tickets for the now not-so-upcoming tour.
Unless they end up changing that to "Michael jackson Tribute concert"... Which I can see happening... =|

[munchingfoo]

There are people in the world who are deeply affected by this.

Unless they are family or a close friend, they need to get a grip.

[Power Metal Dom]

To repeat a tweet from Dave Gorman:

I hate being told to be in mourning. I'm sorry that a man died but no more sorry for him than I am for other strangers who died yesterday.