Alternative to Ms. Busty St. Andrews

[Cola Cube]

Mr. Hung-Like-A-Horse St Andrews.
Thoughts?
Not to sure on the name though, perhaps Mr Well Endowed St Andrews.

[Al]

You could call it "beau dangles".

[hr]"We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming."

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Mr. Real Hit With The Ladies St. Andrews

[rae]

wow, March 4tth should be renamed cheesy sinner pun day. I've never heard so many in one 24 hour space.

And on that note:

What did the general say to his troops on the 4th day of March?

"March forth!"

Don't even bother groaning, it's not worth it.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

This thread was after all just asking for it though, wasn't it?

[Cola Cube]

Why, because there are no serious competitors?

[Prophet Tenebrae]

What with all the penis enlargement spam that people get on a daily basis, I'm guessing every guy is about a foot nowadays.

[RichZ]

10 is right - ur thread sucks big! (I didn't mean that to be rude in ANY sense but I suppose it could be taken that way? Maybe? Maybe not, I don't know) Anyways, you're just a load of copycats anyway - 10 had the original idea - u should copyright it you know!

Besides we've already had a Mr St. Andrews which was the whole point of the original thread, silly! You can't claim equal rights on something which was put forward for the opposite equal rights first, if you see what i mean?

[Pussycat]

Because penis enlargement operations ever work. I'm afraid all guy's are pretty much stuck with whatever they got unless a freak accident has occurred.

[Cola Cube]

The opposite of a Mr St Andrews is a Ms St Andrews, not a Ms Busty St Andrews.

My goodness you guys are all getting very touchy about this. I wonder why

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Lol, a freak accident? Could something similiar happen to increase a girl's bustiness I wonder?

[ambigous]

[s]Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 00:26, 5th Mar 2003:
What with all the penis enlargement spam that people get on a daily basis, I'm guessing every guy is about a foot nowadays.


I wish mine was only a foot long, then I wouldn't have to lug about this huge thing..

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Ah, how inevitable...

[:)]

[s]Prophet Tenebrae wrote on 00:15, 5th Mar 2003:
This thread was after all just asking for it though, wasn't it?



Oooh the guys are getting edgy now. Can't think why.

[Pussycat]

Freak Accident: ie it getting chopped off, a Goldmember style incident, or a really pissed off girlfriend.

So no, I don't think it could really happen to women.

[Blessed Benediction]

i think some of those who try & get it a foot long end up with it just looking like a long foot.

[hr]watches should have a smiley face on them as it's always time to be happy

[Emma]

One of the benefits of doing social anthropology is you get to take Amazonia and read all about gods with 30-foot penises. I once photocopied a rather nice silhouette picture of a god who'd woven special baskets to keep his in and gave it to male friends who were taking the course as a good-luck-in-the-exam thing. The book it came from was terrible, though it had some funny stories about 'the wandering/hungry vagina', which got hungry one night and left its owner to go eat some manioc porridge. Someone saw it lift the lid of the porridge pot and, thinking it was a food-stealing animal, threw an ember at it. The poor burnt vagina ran back up inside its owner and to this day vaginas don't walk about...

[hr]'I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky'

[Prophet Tenebrae]

And mainstream porn nowadays just seems to be guys turning up to fix the fridge...

[Pussycat]

I think this competion will have to be cancelled, due to the lack of any credible candidates - I mean interest.

[Prophet Tenebrae]

Why, is it a 1 horse race?