What's the story...

[Tinlegs the elder]

Ok, so I'm bored and desperately trying to avoid writing a 6000 word essay and I remembered something that was popular in the early days of the Sinner.. the story board... it'd be interesting to see what sort of tangent this one goes off on. So here goes.

It was early on in December and the town was just recovering from Raisin Weekend. I had managed to find a seat in the Central when in walked....

[underworlddreams]

[s]Tinlegs the elder wrote on 18:52, 2nd Dec 2003:
I had managed to find a seat in the Central when in walked....


...the strange creature known as Graeme - the manager. He had a grin on his face...

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It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking / So it helps to have a mirror in the room...

[Miss Maryland]

He was with Marco Biagi, who...

[hr]...and there was much rejoicing.

[Mr Comedy]

also had a grin on his face. What had been going on?

[Tinlegs the elder]

It turned out that someone had been building snowmen on top of police cars again, but this time had used cotton wool. Settling back down to my drink, I was surprised to see outside the window, a large yellow...

[EviLTwiN]

rabbit in the window of Bonkers. It appeared to be trying to attack passers by, for it was repetitively slamming into the window, only to discover in dismay that it's prey was safely on the other side... Still it made an interesting change from most toys, despite...

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[underworlddreams]

[s]EviLTwiN wrote on 21:43, 2nd Dec 2003:Still it made an interesting change from most toys, despite...


...the shop assistant trying to calm it down by offering it a piece of chocolate.

At just that moment walked in the beautiful...

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It's hard to look you in the face when we are talking / So it helps to have a mirror in the room...

[Tinlegs the elder]

vision of loveliness that is the Sinner crab, back from Reading, where he had been exiled to. He had always thought it was lucky he hadn't been sent to Swindon but was very glad to be back home at last. Having bought the rabbit as present for his tormentors, he wandered outside and met...

[echo]

Christopher Walken dancing in the street. Music played but time seemed frozen, dammit they had found him. This was it, he reached for

[hr]Manchester, so much to answer for

[tintin]

his shotgun, only just in time, for right behind him was a creature that had obviously escaped from the University's genetic engineering labs, and was about to

[Lindsay]

swipe his picnic basket. The Crab aimed, pulled the trigger...

[hr]Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately she also kills all her pupils!

[Kibet]

... and with a flash, out popped a pole with a peice of material that exclaimed BANG. The crab cursed the...

[LeopardSkinQueen]

strange green monkey who had sold him defective firearms, and produced...

[Lindsay]

an eight part mini series starring many of those sad little actors whose names you never can remember. Meanwhile, in the Cellar

[hr]Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately she also kills all her pupils!

[AR]

I was staring out the window in awe at all that was going on around me. I decided to go up to the bar because

[Tinlegs the elder]

Fig was making more of his maltesers ice cream for people to enjoy during the quiz. There was a small group of people wondering what to do with the Saltire flag that they had just "borrowed" from the flag pole above Pitlochry of Scotland when...

[helen b]

a random man from the carribean walked in with bananas. he was trying to sell them, but these were no ordinary bananas...

[tintin]

because they were blue and covered with red spots and green stripes, which were...

[Victoria]

used by the Ancient Greeks as a form of contraception. The banana seller offered them to me in return for

[hr]jesus loves u

[helen b]

10 minutes in the bathroom with himself and